April
Year 3
Week 1
The 1st Raw of Year 3 kicks off the night after a wild and exciting WrestleMania LIVE from Phoenix, Arizona!
As the show opens, Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler greet the viewers and issue an announcement. The WWE officials issued a statement today that Gravedigger has been officially drafted to Raw following the result of the "Loser Leaves The Brand" match against Eric Executioner at WrestleMania. 'Digger suffered several minor injuries but was still expected to appear at tonight's Raw... but seemed to have left the hospital unknown to hospital staff and WWE officials. His whereabouts at this time are unknown. More information will follow as this situation develops.
As the show opens, Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler greet the viewers and issue an announcement. The WWE officials issued a statement today that Gravedigger has been officially drafted to Raw following the result of the "Loser Leaves The Brand" match against Eric Executioner at WrestleMania. 'Digger suffered several minor injuries but was still expected to appear at tonight's Raw... but seemed to have left the hospital unknown to hospital staff and WWE officials. His whereabouts at this time are unknown. More information will follow as this situation develops.
Corey Youngblood vs. Big Juan Santos
The first match of the night pitted former hockey player Youngblood against... a debuting Big Juan! The former Mexican heavyweight champion had finally made his first live appearance in the WWE! The crowd was shocked at Big Juan's immense size as he sauntered to the ring for his 1st WWE match.
Fans were also treated to an impressive display of Big Juan's strength and in-ring skills. In a matter of minutes, Big Juan took control of Youngblood quickly, never relenting on the attack. After one swift and forceful Ultimo Tango finisher, Big Juan scored the pinfall to win his 1st match!
WINNER: Big Juan Santos
Fans were also treated to an impressive display of Big Juan's strength and in-ring skills. In a matter of minutes, Big Juan took control of Youngblood quickly, never relenting on the attack. After one swift and forceful Ultimo Tango finisher, Big Juan scored the pinfall to win his 1st match!
WINNER: Big Juan Santos
Raw Draft Pick #2... Beth Phoenix
Following the opening match, the crowd was greeted to the 2nd Draft Pick of the evening. The pictures spun on the big screen until... Beth Phoenix's photo flashed! The Glamazon was relocating her talents to Raw!
Backstage Segment
At the interview area, Big Mutha Trucker was standing by with Justin Roberts. The "Resident Redneck" did not seem pleased.
Justin: "Trucker, last week on Raw you were attacked by Tank Blazer during your match against David Degenerate, which shocked the WWE universe and allowed the "Dangerous Genius" to pick up the victory. What are your thoughts on Tank's actions?"
Trucker: "Justin, I'm gonna be honest... I'm not too happy, that's for sure. I mean, here I am, battling tough with the U.S. 'chump' and out of nowhere, Tank decides to stick his nose where it don't belong. And not only that... he puts his hands on me! I don't know what's going through his head, but I don't like it at all."
Justin: "Do you believe your partnership with Tank is over?"
Trucker: "I'd say so. Nobody attacks me without losing my trust... and without repercussions."
Justin: "What are your plans now?"
Trucker: "Well first of all, I want to issue a challenge."
Trucker turns towards the camera and glares.
Trucker: "David, you claim to be 'dangerous' but you know you needed our help to get any kind of success. You used us to get yourself to the top. Well, now it's time to pay the piper. David, I'm coming for your U.S. title belt. At Backlash, I want a shot at your precious little prize... and I'm going to prove once and for all who the real 'Badass' is around here!"
As soon as Trucker finishes his statement, a man bumps him from behind. Trucker turns and stares directly into the eyes of Tank Blazer.
Tank: "What gives you the right to throw out meaningless challenges?"
Trucker: "I see you got the guts to show your face tonight. And I got all the right in the world to take what's mine. You're just trying to get in my way."
Tank: "Yeah I got guts. More than you'll ever know. And second, I'm getting in your way because you aren't good enough to challenge for that title. But I am, and I'm going to go through you to prove it."
Trucker: "Oh yeah? Well I'm standing right here. Make the first move."
Trucker steps towards Tank, and the "Captain" turns slightly away. Trucker outstretches his arms in a provoking manner. Tank smiles slyly and strokes his facial hair.
Tank: "Now Trucker, you know you don't want me to..."
And suddenly, Tank attacks! The military man puts the beat down on his former tag partner, slamming him into the ground and tossing him into the wall. Tank grabs a nearby mop and slams it hard onto Trucker's back, breaking it in two. Trucker slowly staggers to his feet, but Tank whips him into a door. Tank then whips the door open and smashes Trucker in the face! With the "Redneck" reeling, Trucker finishes off the fight with a vicious powerbomb onto the concrete floor.
Tank stands over Trucker for a moment, brushes his hands and walks off. The camera zooms in on Trucker, who is wincing in pain on the floor.
Justin: "Trucker, last week on Raw you were attacked by Tank Blazer during your match against David Degenerate, which shocked the WWE universe and allowed the "Dangerous Genius" to pick up the victory. What are your thoughts on Tank's actions?"
Trucker: "Justin, I'm gonna be honest... I'm not too happy, that's for sure. I mean, here I am, battling tough with the U.S. 'chump' and out of nowhere, Tank decides to stick his nose where it don't belong. And not only that... he puts his hands on me! I don't know what's going through his head, but I don't like it at all."
Justin: "Do you believe your partnership with Tank is over?"
Trucker: "I'd say so. Nobody attacks me without losing my trust... and without repercussions."
Justin: "What are your plans now?"
Trucker: "Well first of all, I want to issue a challenge."
Trucker turns towards the camera and glares.
Trucker: "David, you claim to be 'dangerous' but you know you needed our help to get any kind of success. You used us to get yourself to the top. Well, now it's time to pay the piper. David, I'm coming for your U.S. title belt. At Backlash, I want a shot at your precious little prize... and I'm going to prove once and for all who the real 'Badass' is around here!"
As soon as Trucker finishes his statement, a man bumps him from behind. Trucker turns and stares directly into the eyes of Tank Blazer.
Tank: "What gives you the right to throw out meaningless challenges?"
Trucker: "I see you got the guts to show your face tonight. And I got all the right in the world to take what's mine. You're just trying to get in my way."
Tank: "Yeah I got guts. More than you'll ever know. And second, I'm getting in your way because you aren't good enough to challenge for that title. But I am, and I'm going to go through you to prove it."
Trucker: "Oh yeah? Well I'm standing right here. Make the first move."
Trucker steps towards Tank, and the "Captain" turns slightly away. Trucker outstretches his arms in a provoking manner. Tank smiles slyly and strokes his facial hair.
Tank: "Now Trucker, you know you don't want me to..."
And suddenly, Tank attacks! The military man puts the beat down on his former tag partner, slamming him into the ground and tossing him into the wall. Tank grabs a nearby mop and slams it hard onto Trucker's back, breaking it in two. Trucker slowly staggers to his feet, but Tank whips him into a door. Tank then whips the door open and smashes Trucker in the face! With the "Redneck" reeling, Trucker finishes off the fight with a vicious powerbomb onto the concrete floor.
Tank stands over Trucker for a moment, brushes his hands and walks off. The camera zooms in on Trucker, who is wincing in pain on the floor.
Fatal 4-Way:
Brittany Black vs. Sunny Silva vs. Nikki Bella vs. Brie Bella
Two new Divas made their WWE debuts in this 4-way bout. The "Evil Diva" Brittany Black made her purposeful walk to the ring, displaying a fierce focus. Then Sunny Silva, the "Alabama Beauty", danced her way to the ring as the crowd seemed to catch on to her fun-loving demeanor. Then the Bella Twins made their entrance together, obviously scheming a way to take advantage of their teamwork.
Despite the Bellas dirty tactics and Sunny's resiliency, it was Black that got the last laugh. With Sunny and Nikki tussling outside the ring, Brittany caught Brie with her Migrainer finishing kick and scored the pinfall to win her 1st match!
WINNER: Brittany Black
Despite the Bellas dirty tactics and Sunny's resiliency, it was Black that got the last laugh. With Sunny and Nikki tussling outside the ring, Brittany caught Brie with her Migrainer finishing kick and scored the pinfall to win her 1st match!
WINNER: Brittany Black
Raw Draft Pick #3... Mack Wheeler
The crowd erupted when they saw the "Human Semi" grace the draft screen! Mack Wheeler was getting a chance to make a name for himself on the Raw brand!
MAIN EVENT: David Degenerate vs. Shawn Midnight
In the night's main event, the U.S. champ David D. matched up with "Daddy Mack" Midnight. The "Genius" entered to his regular chorus of boos and jeers, which of course he seemed to enjoy. Then Midnight, who had been battling Hardcore champ and former friend Brett Diamond as of late, strolled to the ring with a focused look. When the bell rang, the two put together an impressive display.
With the action continuing in the ring, the crowd cheered loudly when... new WWE champ Carson Pain and Hardcore champ Diamond made their way to ringside! The fan favorites slapped hands with front-row fans as they walked down the ramp, and their unexpected entrance distracted the two competitors in the ring. The trash-talking began to ensue between the 4 rivals, with Carson and Brett seemingly making snide remarks and laughing to themselves. As the distractions began to become too much to handle, the referee tried to step in and settle the issues... but he got knocked down by an errant elbow! With the ref down, the arguing became more intense as the champs now found themselves on the ring apron!
To make matters worse, the crowd was shocked to see... a very angry DMK make his way to the ring! The former WWE champ did not seem happy with the ongoing action in the ring, and when he got himself involved... a huge brawl broke out! DMK, David, Shawn, Brett and Carson took out their brewing frustrations on each other as the crowd got to their feet! Fists and big moves were flying around, as it seemed like this main event was not going to see an end! But DMK and David took control, knocking down Shawn and tossing the two intruding champions out of the ring. David seemed pleased with their work but when he turned... DMK clotheslined him hard! The crowd was shocked and confused as the still-angry King stared at his Tag champ partner laying prone on the mat! With the other 4 men down, DMK slowly made his way out of the ring and walked backstage, looking back only briefly.
David, Shawn and the ref slowly recovered but it was clear that David was confused by DMK's actions. But despite the attack, he found the strength necessary to finish the match. Shawn tried to battle back, but the "Genius" quickness was too much to overcome. David D. planted Midnight with a forceful Genius Bomb, and the woozy ref counted the pinfall to give him the victory!
After the match, David mildly celebrated as he stared towards the stage. The cameras zoomed in on his confused face as the show came to a close!
WINNER: David Degenerate
With the action continuing in the ring, the crowd cheered loudly when... new WWE champ Carson Pain and Hardcore champ Diamond made their way to ringside! The fan favorites slapped hands with front-row fans as they walked down the ramp, and their unexpected entrance distracted the two competitors in the ring. The trash-talking began to ensue between the 4 rivals, with Carson and Brett seemingly making snide remarks and laughing to themselves. As the distractions began to become too much to handle, the referee tried to step in and settle the issues... but he got knocked down by an errant elbow! With the ref down, the arguing became more intense as the champs now found themselves on the ring apron!
To make matters worse, the crowd was shocked to see... a very angry DMK make his way to the ring! The former WWE champ did not seem happy with the ongoing action in the ring, and when he got himself involved... a huge brawl broke out! DMK, David, Shawn, Brett and Carson took out their brewing frustrations on each other as the crowd got to their feet! Fists and big moves were flying around, as it seemed like this main event was not going to see an end! But DMK and David took control, knocking down Shawn and tossing the two intruding champions out of the ring. David seemed pleased with their work but when he turned... DMK clotheslined him hard! The crowd was shocked and confused as the still-angry King stared at his Tag champ partner laying prone on the mat! With the other 4 men down, DMK slowly made his way out of the ring and walked backstage, looking back only briefly.
David, Shawn and the ref slowly recovered but it was clear that David was confused by DMK's actions. But despite the attack, he found the strength necessary to finish the match. Shawn tried to battle back, but the "Genius" quickness was too much to overcome. David D. planted Midnight with a forceful Genius Bomb, and the woozy ref counted the pinfall to give him the victory!
After the match, David mildly celebrated as he stared towards the stage. The cameras zoomed in on his confused face as the show came to a close!
WINNER: David Degenerate
Week 2
The show opens LIVE in Denver, Colorado with a cheering, raucous crowd!
Renegade & Lee Money vs. Travis Roarke & Dylan Dynamite
The first match of the night began with the entrance of Colorado native Renegade, who entered to a mixed reaction. His partner, Cruiserweight champ "Cash", also received a mixed reaction since both of them have shown a very unfriendly side as of late. Their feud with Travis & Dylan has been slowly building, and they were going to face off against their rivals to kick off Raw!
Travis & Dylan then made their entrance to a more supportive crowd, which angered Renegade & Money. So the two heels decided to act... and left the ring to attack their rivals on the ramp! The match was going to start in hot fashion!
The brawl continued outside the ring for a bit, as both teams traded blows and used the environment to their advantage. Finally, Travis tossed a dazed Renegade into the ring and the ref officially rang the bell. In the ring, both teams used strategy well to gain the upper hand. It was clear the animosity between them was growing, which added to the intensity.
In the end, Roarke gained control of the bout and had "Cash" reeling. After landing his signature Headbutt from Above, Dylan ran across the ring and knocked Renegade off the ropes! With Lee's partner occupied, the "Assassin" followed up with his Sactown Special finisher and pinned Money to win the match!
WINNERS: Travis Roarke & Dylan Dynamite
Travis & Dylan then made their entrance to a more supportive crowd, which angered Renegade & Money. So the two heels decided to act... and left the ring to attack their rivals on the ramp! The match was going to start in hot fashion!
The brawl continued outside the ring for a bit, as both teams traded blows and used the environment to their advantage. Finally, Travis tossed a dazed Renegade into the ring and the ref officially rang the bell. In the ring, both teams used strategy well to gain the upper hand. It was clear the animosity between them was growing, which added to the intensity.
In the end, Roarke gained control of the bout and had "Cash" reeling. After landing his signature Headbutt from Above, Dylan ran across the ring and knocked Renegade off the ropes! With Lee's partner occupied, the "Assassin" followed up with his Sactown Special finisher and pinned Money to win the match!
WINNERS: Travis Roarke & Dylan Dynamite
Backstage Segment
The cameras pan backstage and find DMK arriving. He enters the locker room and places his duffel bag onto a nearby bench. He begins to unload his bag, but stops when he pulls his Unified Tag Team title belt out. He stares at it for a moment expressionless.
A man approaches from behind. The camera zooms out slowly to reveal that it is David Degenerate, DMK's supposed ally and fellow Tag Team champ. Last week, DMK clotheslined David D. during the main event brawl and stood over him. David was able to recover and win the bout, but fans have been wondering what the reason was behind DMK's actions.
David: "I remember when we won the Tag titles. You know, back when we were getting along and working together."
DMK looks up to see a smirk on David's face.
DMK: "We still get along."
David: "Didn't seem like it last week. Sure, we cleared the ring of those jerks and were once again standing tall... yet somehow I find myself laying flat on my back, watching stars roll around my head. And from what I could tell, it seemed like you were the cause of that... and weren't planning to help me up!"
DMK: "You got up. And you won the match anyway. What's the big deal?"
David: "The 'big deal' is that I don't appreciate allies of mine attacking me for no reason."
DMK: "I have my reasons."
David: "You do? Well, I'd love to hear them."
The mood in the room is starting to get strange. DMK turns to look directly into David's eyes.
DMK: "Look here, 'partner'. I just lost my WWE title on the biggest stage possible to that 'lowlife' Carson. You were obviously nowhere to be found. Not saying I needed your help, but it seemed pretty obvious that you didn't have my back. So Carson surprised me and beat me in the ring 1-2-3. Well, my goal is to get that title back. And it doesn't matter what I have to do, or WHO I have to go through to get it back."
A scowl comes over David's face.
DMK: "So that's my reason for doing what I did last Monday. I didn't mean anything personally by it. I'm trying to send a message to that unworthy shell of a champion that I'm going to do whatever it takes to get what's rightfully mine."
David takes a slight step back and nods.
David: "I understand. Well... I'm still not happy about it, but I'll let it slide. I'm going to trust that it was a one-time thing, and it WON'T happen again."
DMK: "I'm sure I can agree to that."
David: "I'm taking Carson on tonight. I'm hoping that you will have MY back."
David extends his hand and DMK glances down at it. He then looks up at David's face, reading his eyes... and then slowly grabs his hand in a firm handshake. David then walks off as DMK watches, and the camera fades out to end the segment.
A man approaches from behind. The camera zooms out slowly to reveal that it is David Degenerate, DMK's supposed ally and fellow Tag Team champ. Last week, DMK clotheslined David D. during the main event brawl and stood over him. David was able to recover and win the bout, but fans have been wondering what the reason was behind DMK's actions.
David: "I remember when we won the Tag titles. You know, back when we were getting along and working together."
DMK looks up to see a smirk on David's face.
DMK: "We still get along."
David: "Didn't seem like it last week. Sure, we cleared the ring of those jerks and were once again standing tall... yet somehow I find myself laying flat on my back, watching stars roll around my head. And from what I could tell, it seemed like you were the cause of that... and weren't planning to help me up!"
DMK: "You got up. And you won the match anyway. What's the big deal?"
David: "The 'big deal' is that I don't appreciate allies of mine attacking me for no reason."
DMK: "I have my reasons."
David: "You do? Well, I'd love to hear them."
The mood in the room is starting to get strange. DMK turns to look directly into David's eyes.
DMK: "Look here, 'partner'. I just lost my WWE title on the biggest stage possible to that 'lowlife' Carson. You were obviously nowhere to be found. Not saying I needed your help, but it seemed pretty obvious that you didn't have my back. So Carson surprised me and beat me in the ring 1-2-3. Well, my goal is to get that title back. And it doesn't matter what I have to do, or WHO I have to go through to get it back."
A scowl comes over David's face.
DMK: "So that's my reason for doing what I did last Monday. I didn't mean anything personally by it. I'm trying to send a message to that unworthy shell of a champion that I'm going to do whatever it takes to get what's rightfully mine."
David takes a slight step back and nods.
David: "I understand. Well... I'm still not happy about it, but I'll let it slide. I'm going to trust that it was a one-time thing, and it WON'T happen again."
DMK: "I'm sure I can agree to that."
David: "I'm taking Carson on tonight. I'm hoping that you will have MY back."
David extends his hand and DMK glances down at it. He then looks up at David's face, reading his eyes... and then slowly grabs his hand in a firm handshake. David then walks off as DMK watches, and the camera fades out to end the segment.
Mack Wheeler vs. Anarchy
When the Hollywood Undead theme hit, the crowd erupted! Mack Wheeler was making his official debut as a member of the Raw brand! The "Human Semi" came out with a very focused look, striding to the ring and enjoying the crowd's cheers.
As Mack awaited his opponent in the ring, he slowly stepped towards the ropes. Then out of nowhere... Anarchy attacked from behind! The "Little Hellraiser" was trying to score a quick, cheap win over his bigger foe! With Mack dazed, Anarchy nailed the Anarchist Apple finisher! He went for the cover... but Mack kicked out at 2!
Anarchy was visibly angry at the missed opportunity, while Mack started to gather himself. Anarchy tried to attack again... but a furious Mack struck back! The blows and big moves followed, as Mack dominated in an impressive physical display. In the end, Mack followed up his 3-Wheeler signature with a vicious Speeding Semi spear, scoring the pinfall to win his 1st Raw match!
WINNER: Mack Wheeler
As Mack awaited his opponent in the ring, he slowly stepped towards the ropes. Then out of nowhere... Anarchy attacked from behind! The "Little Hellraiser" was trying to score a quick, cheap win over his bigger foe! With Mack dazed, Anarchy nailed the Anarchist Apple finisher! He went for the cover... but Mack kicked out at 2!
Anarchy was visibly angry at the missed opportunity, while Mack started to gather himself. Anarchy tried to attack again... but a furious Mack struck back! The blows and big moves followed, as Mack dominated in an impressive physical display. In the end, Mack followed up his 3-Wheeler signature with a vicious Speeding Semi spear, scoring the pinfall to win his 1st Raw match!
WINNER: Mack Wheeler
Backstage Segment
Backstage we see Big Mutha Trucker walking down the hall. He approaches a door and opens it... to see Tank Blazer on the other side. Trucker steps back and raises his fists.
Tank: "Ha ha ha... relax 'Redneck'. I'm not going to beat you up this week... not yet anyway."
Trucker: "Last week was cheap. You attacked me out of nowhere and caught me off-guard. That's the last time that will happen. You try that again, and it will be a different ending."
Tank: "Yeah yeah, sure sure. You talk a big game Trucker, but the question is... can you back it up in the ring?"
Trucker: "What are you talking about? Have you watched me before? I'm not the U.S. #1 contender for no reason."
Tank got a confused look on his face.
Tank: "#1 contender? Who in the world told you that lie?"
Trucker: "I earned it. What have you earned?"
Tank: "You haven't earned it. That is all made up in your head."
Trucker: "You want proof? How about I prove it tonight... against you?"
Tank: "Are you proposing that you and I square off for the U.S. #1 contendership? That sounds like a GREAT idea."
The two men step towards each other and glare fiercely.
Tank: "Can't wait to show the world who the better man REALLY is."
Tank starts to turn away, and Trucker confidently puts his hands on his hips. Then suddenly, Tank fires a gut punch! Trucker doubles over in pain as Tank stands over him. Tank laughs deeply and then walks off. The camera pans and zooms in on Trucker, who watches Tank angrily as the segment ends.
Tank: "Ha ha ha... relax 'Redneck'. I'm not going to beat you up this week... not yet anyway."
Trucker: "Last week was cheap. You attacked me out of nowhere and caught me off-guard. That's the last time that will happen. You try that again, and it will be a different ending."
Tank: "Yeah yeah, sure sure. You talk a big game Trucker, but the question is... can you back it up in the ring?"
Trucker: "What are you talking about? Have you watched me before? I'm not the U.S. #1 contender for no reason."
Tank got a confused look on his face.
Tank: "#1 contender? Who in the world told you that lie?"
Trucker: "I earned it. What have you earned?"
Tank: "You haven't earned it. That is all made up in your head."
Trucker: "You want proof? How about I prove it tonight... against you?"
Tank: "Are you proposing that you and I square off for the U.S. #1 contendership? That sounds like a GREAT idea."
The two men step towards each other and glare fiercely.
Tank: "Can't wait to show the world who the better man REALLY is."
Tank starts to turn away, and Trucker confidently puts his hands on his hips. Then suddenly, Tank fires a gut punch! Trucker doubles over in pain as Tank stands over him. Tank laughs deeply and then walks off. The camera pans and zooms in on Trucker, who watches Tank angrily as the segment ends.
Backstage Segment
The cameras switch over to the locker room, where we see Hardcore champ Brett Diamond in street clothes, feet up and reading a magazine. Behind him, a door opens and Shawn Midnight approaches him. These two former-friends-turned-rivals had been feuding over Diamond's Hardcore title for months, but neither are scheduled to compete tonight.
Shawn: "Must be nice to just lounge around while other people are busting their butts."
Brett turns to see Shawn and rises up out of his chair.
Brett: "Hey, when you're the champ, you can do pretty much anything you want."
Shawn: "It disgusts me to see the Hardcore champ laying around doing nothing. Disgracing the name of the title with every step you take and every word that comes out of your mouth."
Brett: "You've been Hardcore champ before... wait, is that right? It's been so long I can barely remember!"
The snide comment angers Shawn and he steps up right into Brett's face.
Shawn: "Enough of you running your mouth. I'm here for business. I want another shot at that belt."
Brett: "Ha! ANOTHER shot? Haven't you had enough losing?"
Shawn: "I've been underestimating you this whole time. I've always looked at you as that weak partner that I had to cover for."
Brett: "You are so full of crap. I've never needed you to cover me. I've been successful WITHOUT your help every step of the way, while you continue to challenge for nearly every title... and not winning any of them."
Shawn: "Well the Hardcore title is the one I've wanted... and I'm going to win it back."
Brett starts to get frustrated and angry, and steps closer to Shawn.
Brett: "Fine, you want another loss? I'll give you another title shot... to finally SHUT YOU UP once and for all!"
The two rivals glare at each other for a moment, and then Shawn steps back and smiles.
Shawn: "We'll see about that champ. See you later..."
Shawn walks out and Brett glares angrily at him as he leaves. The camera zooms in on Brett's face, and he turns to the look at the Hardcore title belt draped over a nearby bench as the segment ends.
Shawn: "Must be nice to just lounge around while other people are busting their butts."
Brett turns to see Shawn and rises up out of his chair.
Brett: "Hey, when you're the champ, you can do pretty much anything you want."
Shawn: "It disgusts me to see the Hardcore champ laying around doing nothing. Disgracing the name of the title with every step you take and every word that comes out of your mouth."
Brett: "You've been Hardcore champ before... wait, is that right? It's been so long I can barely remember!"
The snide comment angers Shawn and he steps up right into Brett's face.
Shawn: "Enough of you running your mouth. I'm here for business. I want another shot at that belt."
Brett: "Ha! ANOTHER shot? Haven't you had enough losing?"
Shawn: "I've been underestimating you this whole time. I've always looked at you as that weak partner that I had to cover for."
Brett: "You are so full of crap. I've never needed you to cover me. I've been successful WITHOUT your help every step of the way, while you continue to challenge for nearly every title... and not winning any of them."
Shawn: "Well the Hardcore title is the one I've wanted... and I'm going to win it back."
Brett starts to get frustrated and angry, and steps closer to Shawn.
Brett: "Fine, you want another loss? I'll give you another title shot... to finally SHUT YOU UP once and for all!"
The two rivals glare at each other for a moment, and then Shawn steps back and smiles.
Shawn: "We'll see about that champ. See you later..."
Shawn walks out and Brett glares angrily at him as he leaves. The camera zooms in on Brett's face, and he turns to the look at the Hardcore title belt draped over a nearby bench as the segment ends.
Big Mutha Trucker vs. Tank Blazer
The #1 Contender for the U.S. title was going to settled between Trucker and Tank. Trucker entered first to a loud positive roar, motioning to the fans as he made his way to the ring. Tank then entered to an opposite reaction, but the confident "Captain" ignored all and glared down his former friend as he climbed into the ring. When the bell rang, the brawl was on!
Punches, kicks and powerful slams quickly took place as both men tried to cause as much pain to the other as possible. A few near-falls ramped up the intensity, and the fans started to really get into the physical battle.
But once the action spilled outside the ring, the controversy struck. Tank whipped Trucker into the steel steps and tossed him into the barricade. Trucker countered with a few big moves of his own, including one involving the announce table. Trucker dazed Tank and dragged him onto the top of the announce table... and delivered his White Trash signature! The two men laid in a heap of wood and metal as the crowd cheered for the big move!
But the men failed to account for the ref in the ring, who had been counting. As the men rose to their feet and prepared to continue the battle, the ref signaled for the bell! The men looked around in confusion and tried to confront the ref. The ref told the ring announcer to call for a double-countout draw! The men were both angry and tried to plead their cases, but the ref refused to change his decision! Trucker and Tank glared at each other as the controversial match ended!
RESULT: DRAW (double-countout)
Punches, kicks and powerful slams quickly took place as both men tried to cause as much pain to the other as possible. A few near-falls ramped up the intensity, and the fans started to really get into the physical battle.
But once the action spilled outside the ring, the controversy struck. Tank whipped Trucker into the steel steps and tossed him into the barricade. Trucker countered with a few big moves of his own, including one involving the announce table. Trucker dazed Tank and dragged him onto the top of the announce table... and delivered his White Trash signature! The two men laid in a heap of wood and metal as the crowd cheered for the big move!
But the men failed to account for the ref in the ring, who had been counting. As the men rose to their feet and prepared to continue the battle, the ref signaled for the bell! The men looked around in confusion and tried to confront the ref. The ref told the ring announcer to call for a double-countout draw! The men were both angry and tried to plead their cases, but the ref refused to change his decision! Trucker and Tank glared at each other as the controversial match ended!
RESULT: DRAW (double-countout)
MAIN EVENT: Carson Pain vs. David Degenerate
Once the rumbles from the controversial #1 Contender's match died down, the crowd began to get fired back up for the upcoming main event between the 2 Raw champions! The "Dangerous Genius" entered first, showing off both of his titles and egging on the jeering crowd. But the crowd's mood swung the other way when... WWE champ Carson Pain's theme hit! The charismatic superstar came bursting out of the curtain, soaking in the crowd's love and displaying a big amount of confidence. "The Original" made his way to ringside, where an angry David D. was waiting.
When the bell rung, the two athletic champs squared off. The technical skills were on display early, as impressive counters, suplexes and ground moves had both men reeling early. The two rivals each gained the advantage at different times, but neither man could score the needed victory.
During a heated moment, the two men were trash talking each other when the ref tried to break it up. Then suddenly, David spit right into Carson's face! The disrespectful action angered the WWE champ, who responded with a big punch... but David ducked and Carson accidentally struck the intervening referee! Carson tried to check on the official, but David used the opportunity to deliver his Dirty DDT signature. With Carson dazed and the ref knocked out, David realized a chance to really take control! David stepped out of the ring briefly and looked up at the stage, like he was waiting for someone to come out. David continued to watch the stage while keeping an eye on the ring, but no one was appearing. Was he expecting partner DMK to come out?
With Carson and the referee starting to recover, a frustrated David climbed back into the ring and seemed agitated. The "Genius" approached the rising champ... who snatched David up! Carson then delivered a huge Original Sin signature, and the woozy ref counted the pinfall!
Carson celebrated as the crowd went wild! David pounded the mat in frustration, and was clearly not pleased with the missed opportunity! The camera zoomed in on Carson leaning into the fans, holding his WWE title belt high as the show came to a close!
WINNER: Carson Pain
When the bell rung, the two athletic champs squared off. The technical skills were on display early, as impressive counters, suplexes and ground moves had both men reeling early. The two rivals each gained the advantage at different times, but neither man could score the needed victory.
During a heated moment, the two men were trash talking each other when the ref tried to break it up. Then suddenly, David spit right into Carson's face! The disrespectful action angered the WWE champ, who responded with a big punch... but David ducked and Carson accidentally struck the intervening referee! Carson tried to check on the official, but David used the opportunity to deliver his Dirty DDT signature. With Carson dazed and the ref knocked out, David realized a chance to really take control! David stepped out of the ring briefly and looked up at the stage, like he was waiting for someone to come out. David continued to watch the stage while keeping an eye on the ring, but no one was appearing. Was he expecting partner DMK to come out?
With Carson and the referee starting to recover, a frustrated David climbed back into the ring and seemed agitated. The "Genius" approached the rising champ... who snatched David up! Carson then delivered a huge Original Sin signature, and the woozy ref counted the pinfall!
Carson celebrated as the crowd went wild! David pounded the mat in frustration, and was clearly not pleased with the missed opportunity! The camera zoomed in on Carson leaning into the fans, holding his WWE title belt high as the show came to a close!
WINNER: Carson Pain
Week 3
Raw opens LIVE from Sin City! The Las Vegas crowd seems to be in a frenzied mood for the red brand show!
Lee Money (w/ Renegade) vs. Travis Roarke (w/ Dylan Dynamite)
The first match of the evening pits the "Assassin" against "Cash", with their respective partners at ringside. The feud between these two teams has been steadily getting hotter as the weeks pass.
Travis and Lee battled hard, seeing the momentum switch between them several times. But the real action took place outside the ring... and didn't even involve them! Renegade and Dylan got into a war of words at ringside, and they began to slowly approach each other as the trash-talking began to get heated. Then... they started to brawl! The two rivals traded blows up the ramp and continued to battle on their way backstage!
Back in the ring, Roarke and Lee seemed confused but the match continued. In the end, Roarke's strength proved to be the difference as he hit Money with a spear to win the match!
WINNER: Travis Roarke
Travis and Lee battled hard, seeing the momentum switch between them several times. But the real action took place outside the ring... and didn't even involve them! Renegade and Dylan got into a war of words at ringside, and they began to slowly approach each other as the trash-talking began to get heated. Then... they started to brawl! The two rivals traded blows up the ramp and continued to battle on their way backstage!
Back in the ring, Roarke and Lee seemed confused but the match continued. In the end, Roarke's strength proved to be the difference as he hit Money with a spear to win the match!
WINNER: Travis Roarke
Backstage Segment
The cameras pan backstage and hear a scuffle coming towards the curtains. The curtains furiously part to see... Renegade and Dylan still brawling! Both men deliver some vicious shots, and it's clear that neither man is going to give up on this fight.
Suddenly, Travis and Lee appear and separate the two brawlers. Roarke holds Dylan back, trying to calm him down. Money grabs Renegade around the waist and drags him away, despite Renegade's attempts to continue the fight. That's when the trash-talking starts...
Renegade: "Come back here, you little punk!"
Dylan: "You act tough, but you ain't tough!"
Renegade: "I'll knock your head clean off! Meet me in the ring, and I'll prove who's tough!"
Dylan: "Fine, you want me? You got me! Next week, I'm taking you down for good!"
Travis and Lee push their respective partners out of sight as the segment ends.
Suddenly, Travis and Lee appear and separate the two brawlers. Roarke holds Dylan back, trying to calm him down. Money grabs Renegade around the waist and drags him away, despite Renegade's attempts to continue the fight. That's when the trash-talking starts...
Renegade: "Come back here, you little punk!"
Dylan: "You act tough, but you ain't tough!"
Renegade: "I'll knock your head clean off! Meet me in the ring, and I'll prove who's tough!"
Dylan: "Fine, you want me? You got me! Next week, I'm taking you down for good!"
Travis and Lee push their respective partners out of sight as the segment ends.
Backstage Interview
The cameras fade in to see DMK standing in the interview area, hands on his hips. The camera slowly zooms out to see his Hell's Genius ally David Degenerate standing next to him, arms crossed with a scowl on his face. Justin Roberts is holding a microphone and begins the interview.
Justin: "DMK and David, the last few weeks have seen some strange moments between you two. Are there serious issues within your partnership?"
Justin holds the microphone up to DMK, who does not respond. Justin then slowly moves the mic to David, who looks down at it and then shakes his head. Justin waits awkwardly, and then pulls the mic back.
Justin: "Fans have been spreading rumors that the Hell's Genius team is heading for a vicious breakup. Is there any truth to these rumors?"
Justin again holds the microphone up, but neither man offers a response. DMK in fact has yet to move, simply breathing deeply and staring into the distance.
Justin: "I think it's safe to say..."
David then snatches the mic and steps towards Justin.
David: "Nothing... and nobody... is safe around here. DMK and I have full control over the Raw brand. Nobody in their right mind would dare challenge us. We're not having any issues that we can't handle. So..."
David steps closer to Justin and pushes his index finger hard into his chest. Justin reacts to the painful gesture and steps back.
David: "... stop listening to rumors."
DMK reaches out and pulls David back. David turns to look at him and raises his hands in a questioning fashion. DMK seemingly ignores him and takes the mic.
DMK: "Justin... We are two super-strong competitors. When you put two top-notch stars like us together, there's going to be natural tension. But we aren't having any problems. What you and the fans see as 'problems' are really just two champions trying to maintain dominance over all. Nobody can truly challenge us... in any way, shape or form."
Unknown Voice: "Umm excuse us... we have an issue with that."
The camera pans back to see... Parker & Coop step towards the interview area! The former Tag champions have returned and are making a surprise appearance on Raw!
Tommy: "You may think that no one can challenge you but..."
Joey: "... no team good enough in the ring has yet. But I think that we would provide..."
Tommy: "... an excellent opportunity to prove your worthlessness as a team."
DMK and David step towards the Olympic duo in anger.
David: "You think that you two weaklings have a shot against us?"
Tommy: "Absolutely. In fact, we think that we would like to..."
Joey: "... take those Tag belts off your hands."
DMK: "Are you challenging us to a Tag title match... tonight?"
Tommy: "That's exactly what we're doing. We think the WWE fans deserve a team..."
Joey: "... that can actually call themselves a 'team'. Forget calling you guys a 'dysfunctional team'..."
Tommy: "... because you are just simply a dysfunction."
DMK and David glance at each other briefly, then turn to face Tommy and Joey.
DMK: "Fine. You want a shot at the belts, you got it."
Tommy: "Excellent. We can't wait to..."
Joey: "... prove to everybody just how poor quality your partnership really is."
Parker & Coop high-five and gleefully trot away. The camera turns to DMK and David, who study each other as the segment ends.
Justin: "DMK and David, the last few weeks have seen some strange moments between you two. Are there serious issues within your partnership?"
Justin holds the microphone up to DMK, who does not respond. Justin then slowly moves the mic to David, who looks down at it and then shakes his head. Justin waits awkwardly, and then pulls the mic back.
Justin: "Fans have been spreading rumors that the Hell's Genius team is heading for a vicious breakup. Is there any truth to these rumors?"
Justin again holds the microphone up, but neither man offers a response. DMK in fact has yet to move, simply breathing deeply and staring into the distance.
Justin: "I think it's safe to say..."
David then snatches the mic and steps towards Justin.
David: "Nothing... and nobody... is safe around here. DMK and I have full control over the Raw brand. Nobody in their right mind would dare challenge us. We're not having any issues that we can't handle. So..."
David steps closer to Justin and pushes his index finger hard into his chest. Justin reacts to the painful gesture and steps back.
David: "... stop listening to rumors."
DMK reaches out and pulls David back. David turns to look at him and raises his hands in a questioning fashion. DMK seemingly ignores him and takes the mic.
DMK: "Justin... We are two super-strong competitors. When you put two top-notch stars like us together, there's going to be natural tension. But we aren't having any problems. What you and the fans see as 'problems' are really just two champions trying to maintain dominance over all. Nobody can truly challenge us... in any way, shape or form."
Unknown Voice: "Umm excuse us... we have an issue with that."
The camera pans back to see... Parker & Coop step towards the interview area! The former Tag champions have returned and are making a surprise appearance on Raw!
Tommy: "You may think that no one can challenge you but..."
Joey: "... no team good enough in the ring has yet. But I think that we would provide..."
Tommy: "... an excellent opportunity to prove your worthlessness as a team."
DMK and David step towards the Olympic duo in anger.
David: "You think that you two weaklings have a shot against us?"
Tommy: "Absolutely. In fact, we think that we would like to..."
Joey: "... take those Tag belts off your hands."
DMK: "Are you challenging us to a Tag title match... tonight?"
Tommy: "That's exactly what we're doing. We think the WWE fans deserve a team..."
Joey: "... that can actually call themselves a 'team'. Forget calling you guys a 'dysfunctional team'..."
Tommy: "... because you are just simply a dysfunction."
DMK and David glance at each other briefly, then turn to face Tommy and Joey.
DMK: "Fine. You want a shot at the belts, you got it."
Tommy: "Excellent. We can't wait to..."
Joey: "... prove to everybody just how poor quality your partnership really is."
Parker & Coop high-five and gleefully trot away. The camera turns to DMK and David, who study each other as the segment ends.
Backstage Segment
The crowd cheers from the arena as the cameras zoom in on Hardcore champ Brett Diamond. The "Professional" is in the catering area, munching on some snacks and bobbing his head slightly to the music in his headphones. Last week, Brett agreed to give rival Shawn Midnight another Hardcore title rematch at the Backlash PPV.
Then suddenly... Shawn attacks Brett from behind! Diamond falls hard to the floor, his music player and headphones flying across the hall. Shawn continues on the attack, beating down the Hardcore champ. He nails Brett with a trash can, and then follows up with a vicious chair shot! In one final move, Shawn drops a hard knee to Brett's face, knocking the champ's head painfully into the concrete floor.
Midnight stands over the unconscious champ, and walks off pleased. The camera zooms in on a beaten Diamond breathing heavily as the segment ends.
Then suddenly... Shawn attacks Brett from behind! Diamond falls hard to the floor, his music player and headphones flying across the hall. Shawn continues on the attack, beating down the Hardcore champ. He nails Brett with a trash can, and then follows up with a vicious chair shot! In one final move, Shawn drops a hard knee to Brett's face, knocking the champ's head painfully into the concrete floor.
Midnight stands over the unconscious champ, and walks off pleased. The camera zooms in on a beaten Diamond breathing heavily as the segment ends.
Beth Phoenix vs. Melina
The "Glamazon" makes her long-awaited Raw debut... with a chance at becoming the new Divas #1 contender! Beth entered with a lot of confidence and waited for her opponent. When Melina's theme hit, the crowd cheered loudly! But it was clear that Melina was not in the right frame of mind, as she entered with a distraught expression on her face. Was her "breakup" from Rebel Ford last week still bothering her?
Once the match started, Melina's issues were even more apparent. Beth dominated right from the start, with Melina barely even delivering a single significant blow. In the end, the "Glamazon" nailed Melina with her Glam Slam finisher and pinned her to become the new #1 contender to Maryese's title reign!
WINNER: Beth Phoenix
Once the match started, Melina's issues were even more apparent. Beth dominated right from the start, with Melina barely even delivering a single significant blow. In the end, the "Glamazon" nailed Melina with her Glam Slam finisher and pinned her to become the new #1 contender to Maryese's title reign!
WINNER: Beth Phoenix
Backstage Interview
In the interview area, Lillian Garcia is waiting with Anarchy.
Lillian: "Anarchy... last week you took on rookie Big Juan Santos on Superstars, attacking him prior to the match start. Earlier on Raw, you attacked Mack Wheeler in his Raw debut match. But somehow, you still managed to find yourself on the losing side. What's the story behind the sneak attacks?"
Anarchy: "Sneak attacks? Excuse me lady but... what you call sneak attack, I call strategic advantage. I'm just trying to gain a psychological advantage early."
Lillian: "Well... that may be, but the results were the same. Two losses in 1 week."
Anarchy: "That's okay Lillian. I know what I'm doing. I'll get my revenge!"
Suddenly, two large men approach the interview. The camera zooms out to see Big Juan and Mack standing across from the "Little Hellraiser", confused looks on their faces.
Mack: "Revenge? You're planning on getting revenge on us?"
Juan: "Si, hombre. That doesn't seem like a smart idea."
Anarchy steps right up to his challengers. They tower over him by several inches, but he stands confidently.
Anarchy: "What do you two idiots know?"
Mack: "Well... I know that challenging two guys that can squash you like a little bug is pretty stupid."
Anarchy: "You didn't squash me last week!"
Mack: "But we both still beat you! How would it be any different later?"
Anarchy: "You will see... when the time is right, you'll find out!"
Mack and Big Juan look at each other, confused again. Mack whispers something to Big Juan, who thinks briefly and then nods in agreement.
Mack: "How about... you try to take on BOTH of us next week then? In a handicap match? If you think you're just pulling our leg, then try to take us both on."
Anarchy: "Both of you? Ha! That's perfect. You two just wait and see!"
Anarchy turns confidently and walks off. The camera turns to face Mack and Big Juan, who chat quietly and shake their heads as the segment ends.
Lillian: "Anarchy... last week you took on rookie Big Juan Santos on Superstars, attacking him prior to the match start. Earlier on Raw, you attacked Mack Wheeler in his Raw debut match. But somehow, you still managed to find yourself on the losing side. What's the story behind the sneak attacks?"
Anarchy: "Sneak attacks? Excuse me lady but... what you call sneak attack, I call strategic advantage. I'm just trying to gain a psychological advantage early."
Lillian: "Well... that may be, but the results were the same. Two losses in 1 week."
Anarchy: "That's okay Lillian. I know what I'm doing. I'll get my revenge!"
Suddenly, two large men approach the interview. The camera zooms out to see Big Juan and Mack standing across from the "Little Hellraiser", confused looks on their faces.
Mack: "Revenge? You're planning on getting revenge on us?"
Juan: "Si, hombre. That doesn't seem like a smart idea."
Anarchy steps right up to his challengers. They tower over him by several inches, but he stands confidently.
Anarchy: "What do you two idiots know?"
Mack: "Well... I know that challenging two guys that can squash you like a little bug is pretty stupid."
Anarchy: "You didn't squash me last week!"
Mack: "But we both still beat you! How would it be any different later?"
Anarchy: "You will see... when the time is right, you'll find out!"
Mack and Big Juan look at each other, confused again. Mack whispers something to Big Juan, who thinks briefly and then nods in agreement.
Mack: "How about... you try to take on BOTH of us next week then? In a handicap match? If you think you're just pulling our leg, then try to take us both on."
Anarchy: "Both of you? Ha! That's perfect. You two just wait and see!"
Anarchy turns confidently and walks off. The camera turns to face Mack and Big Juan, who chat quietly and shake their heads as the segment ends.
Backstage Office Segment
Raw GM Stephanie McMahon is in her office, behind her desk. She is shuffling through some reports and making some minor notations. In the background, we hear two men arguing and the office door open. The argument continues towards her desk, and the camera pulls back to see Big Mutha Trucker and Tank Blazer! The two friends-turned-rivals are not seeing eye-to-eye... again.
Trucker: "Steph, Steph... we need to chat."
Tank: "No Steph, don't listen to anything he says. WE need to talk."
Trucker: "Back off Tank! You got nothing in this."
Tank: "Who are you kidding? I'm a main part in this! In fact, I deserve more than you!"
Trucker: "Oh yeah?!"
The two men face off and it appears a brawl is about to start. Steph quickly rises from her desk and places a hand on each man, separating them.
Steph: "Gentlemen, gentlemen... What seems to be the issue? I'm obviously busy working here."
The men seem to calm their aggression, but continue to glare at each other. Finally, Trucker speaks.
Trucker: "Steph... we need a decision about the match last week. The #1 contender bout ended in a double-countout. The ref would not change his mind. We need someone to weigh in and decide who is the true #1 contender..."
Tank: "... which should obviously be me. I'm clearly the most serious challenger to the U.S. title. Trucker ain't worth the leather on his boots."
Trucker: "Are you out of your mind? The match ended AFTER I sent you crashing through the announce table. Last time I checked, I was really that last man standing last week."
It is apparent that the ensuing brawl is a possibility. The men step towards each other, which squeezes Steph and angers her. She pushes them back forcefully.
Steph: "GENTLEMEN! Having both of you talking over each other on both sides of my head is NOT a good way to get my attention!"
The men calm briefly, but it is clear they're still not happy with each other. Steph seems comfortable with their demeanors, and takes her hands off their chests.
Steph: "I saw the match last week. The referee was correct to call it a draw. You both ignored the 10-count and got counted out. It doesn't matter who was beating who when the bell rang... it counts as a draw."
Trucker: "Fine but... who's the #1 contender?"
Steph: "Well seeing as how the match ended in a draw, that's hard to say. You both have a valid argument to challenge for David D.'s title."
Tank: "Well what's the plan then? A rematch?"
Steph: "I don't think a rematch is necessary. Considering you two couldn't finish the match properly last week, a rematch would probably be a waste of time. Hmmm..."
Steph thinks briefly, the wheels spinning in her head. The men wait patiently while she ponders.
Steph: "I'd love to her David D.'s thoughts about this, but he is tied up in a Tag Team title defense tonight. I'm not going to bother him with this tonight. So therefore, next week we will hold a debate to determine the true #1 contender. You both can weigh in, and David D. and I will be there to make a final decision. Is that fair to you?"
Trucker: "A debate? I mean... I suppose that's one way to handle it."
Steph: "Well that's the route I'm taking. Either live with it or give it up. Now... get out of my office!"
Steph points towards the door, and the two men glare at each other and walk off. The camera zooms in on a bothered Steph, who shakes her head as the segment ends.
Trucker: "Steph, Steph... we need to chat."
Tank: "No Steph, don't listen to anything he says. WE need to talk."
Trucker: "Back off Tank! You got nothing in this."
Tank: "Who are you kidding? I'm a main part in this! In fact, I deserve more than you!"
Trucker: "Oh yeah?!"
The two men face off and it appears a brawl is about to start. Steph quickly rises from her desk and places a hand on each man, separating them.
Steph: "Gentlemen, gentlemen... What seems to be the issue? I'm obviously busy working here."
The men seem to calm their aggression, but continue to glare at each other. Finally, Trucker speaks.
Trucker: "Steph... we need a decision about the match last week. The #1 contender bout ended in a double-countout. The ref would not change his mind. We need someone to weigh in and decide who is the true #1 contender..."
Tank: "... which should obviously be me. I'm clearly the most serious challenger to the U.S. title. Trucker ain't worth the leather on his boots."
Trucker: "Are you out of your mind? The match ended AFTER I sent you crashing through the announce table. Last time I checked, I was really that last man standing last week."
It is apparent that the ensuing brawl is a possibility. The men step towards each other, which squeezes Steph and angers her. She pushes them back forcefully.
Steph: "GENTLEMEN! Having both of you talking over each other on both sides of my head is NOT a good way to get my attention!"
The men calm briefly, but it is clear they're still not happy with each other. Steph seems comfortable with their demeanors, and takes her hands off their chests.
Steph: "I saw the match last week. The referee was correct to call it a draw. You both ignored the 10-count and got counted out. It doesn't matter who was beating who when the bell rang... it counts as a draw."
Trucker: "Fine but... who's the #1 contender?"
Steph: "Well seeing as how the match ended in a draw, that's hard to say. You both have a valid argument to challenge for David D.'s title."
Tank: "Well what's the plan then? A rematch?"
Steph: "I don't think a rematch is necessary. Considering you two couldn't finish the match properly last week, a rematch would probably be a waste of time. Hmmm..."
Steph thinks briefly, the wheels spinning in her head. The men wait patiently while she ponders.
Steph: "I'd love to her David D.'s thoughts about this, but he is tied up in a Tag Team title defense tonight. I'm not going to bother him with this tonight. So therefore, next week we will hold a debate to determine the true #1 contender. You both can weigh in, and David D. and I will be there to make a final decision. Is that fair to you?"
Trucker: "A debate? I mean... I suppose that's one way to handle it."
Steph: "Well that's the route I'm taking. Either live with it or give it up. Now... get out of my office!"
Steph points towards the door, and the two men glare at each other and walk off. The camera zooms in on a bothered Steph, who shakes her head as the segment ends.
Backstage Segment
In the locker room, we see Parker & Coop stretching in preparation for the main event title match. The camera slowly pans out, and the crowd cheers when... WWE champ Carson Pain appears! "The Original" superstar approaches the Olympic duo, title belt slung over his shoulder.
Carson: "What's up, fellas? Heard you scored a big title shot tonight against Hell's Genius."
Tommy: "Yes sir, you are correct. We just felt that it was the right time to..."
Joey: "... get back what's ours. Those two don't deserve to be Tag champs."
Carson: "You're right, they don't deserve it. For how bad they treat others around here, they barely deserve to be under contract."
Parker & Coop laugh, and continue stretching. Carson thinks for a second, and then speaks again.
Carson: "So I was wondering... would it be okay if I joined you guys at ringside tonight?"
Tommy: "You want to join us? Like support us..."
Joey: "... during the match and everything?"
Carson: "Uhh... yeah, that's the idea. I just hate those two so badly and I'd love a front-row seat when you guys beat them."
Tommy & Joey look at each other briefly, and then nod in agreement.
Tommy: "Sure Carson. You can join us and..."
Joey: "... be in our corner. It would be an honor!"
Tommy and Joey both extend their hands, and Carson reaches out to shake them both. He turns to leave, but then seems to be confused. He looks over his shoulder.
Carson: "Thanks again, guys. By the way... do you know that you finish each other's sentences?"
Carson walks off and the camera pans to Tommy & Joey. They look at each other in confusion... and then simply shrug. They continue to stretch as the segment ends.
Carson: "What's up, fellas? Heard you scored a big title shot tonight against Hell's Genius."
Tommy: "Yes sir, you are correct. We just felt that it was the right time to..."
Joey: "... get back what's ours. Those two don't deserve to be Tag champs."
Carson: "You're right, they don't deserve it. For how bad they treat others around here, they barely deserve to be under contract."
Parker & Coop laugh, and continue stretching. Carson thinks for a second, and then speaks again.
Carson: "So I was wondering... would it be okay if I joined you guys at ringside tonight?"
Tommy: "You want to join us? Like support us..."
Joey: "... during the match and everything?"
Carson: "Uhh... yeah, that's the idea. I just hate those two so badly and I'd love a front-row seat when you guys beat them."
Tommy & Joey look at each other briefly, and then nod in agreement.
Tommy: "Sure Carson. You can join us and..."
Joey: "... be in our corner. It would be an honor!"
Tommy and Joey both extend their hands, and Carson reaches out to shake them both. He turns to leave, but then seems to be confused. He looks over his shoulder.
Carson: "Thanks again, guys. By the way... do you know that you finish each other's sentences?"
Carson walks off and the camera pans to Tommy & Joey. They look at each other in confusion... and then simply shrug. They continue to stretch as the segment ends.
Unified Tag Team Championship:
Hell's Genius (DMK & David Degenerate) (C) vs.
Tommy Parker & Joey Cooper (w/ Carson Pain)
Parker & Coop enter first, and the crowd erupts as the Olympic duo sprint to the ring with excitement! Carson is there supporting them as well, clapping mildly and high-fiveing fans as he walks down to the ring. When DMK and David make their separate entrances, the boos rain down from the crowd. DMK notices Carson outside the ring, and gives him an icy stare just before the match starts.
Parker & Coop use their teamwork to gain the early advantage, and it is clear DMK and David are not on the same page. The Olympians deliver some impressive double-team moves and take control, but they can't score a pinfall.
During the match, DMK knocks down Tommy in the ring and turns again to stare at Carson. David distracts the ref, and DMK ventures outside the ring towards Carson. The WWE champ seems like he wants to avoid his rival, but stands strong. Then suddenly, DMK attacks! The King batters the WWE champ as the crowd jeers, punching him hard and then dropping him fiercely on the barricade. When Joey and Tommy start alerting the ref, DMK slides back in to avoid any issues.
Hell's Genius then gains control, using DMK's power and David's technical skills to administer some serious pain to their challengers. But when David tries for a pinfall... Carson jumps onto the apron and distracts the ref! The WWE champ tries to plead his case about DMK's attack, but the ref doesn't see it his way. Then... David releases the pin and clotheslines Carson off the apron! The referee pushes David back into his corner, and Carson groggily rises to his feet. Sensing an issue, the ref decides that... Carson is out! The WWE champ and the fans disagree majorly, but the ref stands by his decision and sends Carson to the back! DMK and David seem pleased with the result, while Parker & Coop get angry knowing their support has been unfairly removed!
In the end, with Carson no longer a distraction, DMK and David rally back. In the heated final moments, DMK and Joey are brawling at ringside with David and Tommy battle in the ring. David knocks Tommy down, but when he tries to reach down... Tommy locks him into a small package! The ref counts, but after 2... David leverages the pin the other way and presses Parker's shoulders down! The ref counts the pinfall, giving Hell's Genius the victory!
Parker & Coop seem disappointed with the close loss, while DMK and David celebrate their win mildly. They raise their belts high, but share an odd stare as the show comes to a close!
WINNERS (and still Unified Tag Team Champions): Hell's Genius (DMK & David Degenerate)
Parker & Coop use their teamwork to gain the early advantage, and it is clear DMK and David are not on the same page. The Olympians deliver some impressive double-team moves and take control, but they can't score a pinfall.
During the match, DMK knocks down Tommy in the ring and turns again to stare at Carson. David distracts the ref, and DMK ventures outside the ring towards Carson. The WWE champ seems like he wants to avoid his rival, but stands strong. Then suddenly, DMK attacks! The King batters the WWE champ as the crowd jeers, punching him hard and then dropping him fiercely on the barricade. When Joey and Tommy start alerting the ref, DMK slides back in to avoid any issues.
Hell's Genius then gains control, using DMK's power and David's technical skills to administer some serious pain to their challengers. But when David tries for a pinfall... Carson jumps onto the apron and distracts the ref! The WWE champ tries to plead his case about DMK's attack, but the ref doesn't see it his way. Then... David releases the pin and clotheslines Carson off the apron! The referee pushes David back into his corner, and Carson groggily rises to his feet. Sensing an issue, the ref decides that... Carson is out! The WWE champ and the fans disagree majorly, but the ref stands by his decision and sends Carson to the back! DMK and David seem pleased with the result, while Parker & Coop get angry knowing their support has been unfairly removed!
In the end, with Carson no longer a distraction, DMK and David rally back. In the heated final moments, DMK and Joey are brawling at ringside with David and Tommy battle in the ring. David knocks Tommy down, but when he tries to reach down... Tommy locks him into a small package! The ref counts, but after 2... David leverages the pin the other way and presses Parker's shoulders down! The ref counts the pinfall, giving Hell's Genius the victory!
Parker & Coop seem disappointed with the close loss, while DMK and David celebrate their win mildly. They raise their belts high, but share an odd stare as the show comes to a close!
WINNERS (and still Unified Tag Team Champions): Hell's Genius (DMK & David Degenerate)
Week 4
The final Raw before Backlash broadcasts LIVE from Seattle, Washington!
In-Ring Segment
Raw GM Stephanie McMahon opens the show as she walks purposefully down to the ring in order to oversee the debate over the U.S. title. She welcomes the crowd and invites the debate participants one at a time. "Captain" Tank Blazer comes out first, surprisingly dressed up in a military suit, sporting his medals and credentials proudly. He walks to the ring confidently, ignoring the crowd's displeasure, and then shakes Steph's hand when he steps into the squared circle. The crowd then bursts into cheers when Big Mutha Trucker's Seether theme hits, and the "Resident Redneck" steps through the curtain in his patented flannel vest, dirty jeans and boots. Trucker smiles his partially-toothless grin and struts to the ring, earning a disgusted glare from former friend Tank. Steph laughs at the "Redneck", clearly impressed with his honest appearance and demeanor.
Steph then invites David Degenerate to the ring... and after a short silence, the "Dangerous Genius" saunters out and glides to the ring. He is clutching his U.S. title belt tightly, brushing off imaginary dust as he walks and seemingly shakes his head sarcastically. David stomps up the steel steps, slowly walks along the ropes and finally steps onto the mat. The crowd gets more and more annoyed as the U.S. champ takes his time to climb into the ring, and then boos as he stands against the nearest turnbuckle, arms crossed. Steph looks at him with a scowl and then begins the debate.
Steph: "Now that everyone is here, let's begin. I will let each man speak his case, including you David, and then I will make the final announcement regarding the U.S. title at the upcoming Backlash PPV. Do we all understand?"
The three men nod. Steph looks around to get confirmation, and then continues.
Steph: "Good. Now Tank... you may go first."
Tank steps forward, adjusts his suit and takes a deep breath. He smiles slyly and raises the microphone to his mouth.
Tank: "Steph, distinguished colleagues and WWE fans... Allow me to tell you exactly why I should be considered the true U.S. #1 contender. For several years, I have worked hard to make my mark in the WWE. I have beaten multiple champions and future champions, and I am ready to take the next step. I am ready to officially challenge and win the U.S. title, and represent all of the U.S. citizens I've fought for!"
Tank raises his arms to promote himself... but the crowd gives him a mixed reaction, which he does not like. Trucker and David laugh, and Tank's demeanor changes.
Tank: "Fine! You know, I tried to be civil about this, but you've given me no choice! Do you pieces of crap want to know WHY I'm the true #1 contender? Because I'm bigger, I'm stronger and I'm smarter than Trucker! Because I'm bigger, I'm stronger and I'm WAY smarter than the so-called 'Genius'! I'm the only TRUE patriot in this entire arena, and nobody recognizes my sacrifices! GIVE ME THE TITLE SHOT!"
The crowd now sends out a chorus of loud jeers, which angers a now-furious "Captain" even more. He growls and steps back, punching the turnbuckle in frustration. Steph then steps forward...
Steph: "Umm... Okay. Trucker, you're up next."
The "Redneck" steps forward and the crowd's reaction turns positive. Trucker stands in the middle of the ring, one hand on his hip. He tips his cowboy hat towards the crowd, and then begins to speak.
Trucker: "I think the reason for why I'm the REAL #1 contender is that reaction right there. The WWE fans know I should be the guy, and I believe that I AM the guy. I've been a 4-time Hardcore champ and a 2-time Tag Team champ. The only thing Tank has held is that Tag Team title... which he only won because of me! I've made my way up the rankings and now it's time for me take what's mine. I deserve the title shot, and I plan on beating David to win the belt once and for all!"
The crowd cheers again as Trucker raises a fist and steps back to his corner. Steph nods in approval and steps forward again.
Steph: "Very compelling Trucker. Well, I will have to say... both of you are worthy of consideration for this title shot. But David, you have yet to play a role in this and you are, of course, the champion. I will now like to you to share your thoughts, and afterwards I will make a final decision. David, the floor is now yours."
David looks at the other 3 people in the ring, and then looks out at the crowd. The negative reaction begins to the stir, and David slowly steps away from the turnbuckle. He begins pacing the ring, hand tapping on his chin in thought. After making a few laps, he stops. The camera zooms in on his face to see an evil smile creep over his face. David then looks up and begins to speak.
David: "Steph... here are my honest thoughts. These 2 guys... neither of them are worthy of a title shot!"
The crowd boos and Steph's face begins to form an annoyed expression.
David: "Seriously, look at these two! One is a white-trash, trailer-park loser and the other failed out of the military! One has incestuous cousins and the other couldn't even properly defend this country! Why in the world would I be willing to put this prestigious title anywhere near them?"
Steph: "David... that's not really what I was looking for."
David: "Well I'm sorry, but I'm not going to lie. Neither of them are worthy of the title shot... so I suggest you pick somebody else."
David's comments have angered both Tank and Trucker, but the champ steps back to his corner and crosses his arms again. Stephanie is also bothered and steps forward to deliver her final decision.
Steph: "David, your comments have shown me that maybe YOU aren't worthy of holding that belt. And therefore, since I have deemed both Trucker and Tank worthy of a title shot, I have decided to make... a triple threat match for YOUR U.S. title!"
The crowd erupts in excitement, while David reacts in shocked anger!
Steph: "David, you will put your U.S. title on the line at Backlash... against Tank Blazer... AND Big Mutha Trucker! And that is my final decision!"
The crowd cheers again, as David tries to argue. But when he steps away from the turnbuckle... a brawl breaks out! Tank and Trucker attack the champ, and then start unloading on each other! David reels back, while Trucker begins to knock back Tank. Trucker delivers a huge haymaker, knocking Tank down! But when the "Redneck" turns, David smashes the U.S. title belt hard over his head! Trucker drops in a heap while David glares angrily at him.
But just as David turns to leave, Tank attacks from behind! The "Captain" dazes the champ, and then plants him with his Captain's Choice finisher! With both men laid out, Tank bends over to grab the U.S. title... and raises it high as the crowd watches in shock!
Steph then invites David Degenerate to the ring... and after a short silence, the "Dangerous Genius" saunters out and glides to the ring. He is clutching his U.S. title belt tightly, brushing off imaginary dust as he walks and seemingly shakes his head sarcastically. David stomps up the steel steps, slowly walks along the ropes and finally steps onto the mat. The crowd gets more and more annoyed as the U.S. champ takes his time to climb into the ring, and then boos as he stands against the nearest turnbuckle, arms crossed. Steph looks at him with a scowl and then begins the debate.
Steph: "Now that everyone is here, let's begin. I will let each man speak his case, including you David, and then I will make the final announcement regarding the U.S. title at the upcoming Backlash PPV. Do we all understand?"
The three men nod. Steph looks around to get confirmation, and then continues.
Steph: "Good. Now Tank... you may go first."
Tank steps forward, adjusts his suit and takes a deep breath. He smiles slyly and raises the microphone to his mouth.
Tank: "Steph, distinguished colleagues and WWE fans... Allow me to tell you exactly why I should be considered the true U.S. #1 contender. For several years, I have worked hard to make my mark in the WWE. I have beaten multiple champions and future champions, and I am ready to take the next step. I am ready to officially challenge and win the U.S. title, and represent all of the U.S. citizens I've fought for!"
Tank raises his arms to promote himself... but the crowd gives him a mixed reaction, which he does not like. Trucker and David laugh, and Tank's demeanor changes.
Tank: "Fine! You know, I tried to be civil about this, but you've given me no choice! Do you pieces of crap want to know WHY I'm the true #1 contender? Because I'm bigger, I'm stronger and I'm smarter than Trucker! Because I'm bigger, I'm stronger and I'm WAY smarter than the so-called 'Genius'! I'm the only TRUE patriot in this entire arena, and nobody recognizes my sacrifices! GIVE ME THE TITLE SHOT!"
The crowd now sends out a chorus of loud jeers, which angers a now-furious "Captain" even more. He growls and steps back, punching the turnbuckle in frustration. Steph then steps forward...
Steph: "Umm... Okay. Trucker, you're up next."
The "Redneck" steps forward and the crowd's reaction turns positive. Trucker stands in the middle of the ring, one hand on his hip. He tips his cowboy hat towards the crowd, and then begins to speak.
Trucker: "I think the reason for why I'm the REAL #1 contender is that reaction right there. The WWE fans know I should be the guy, and I believe that I AM the guy. I've been a 4-time Hardcore champ and a 2-time Tag Team champ. The only thing Tank has held is that Tag Team title... which he only won because of me! I've made my way up the rankings and now it's time for me take what's mine. I deserve the title shot, and I plan on beating David to win the belt once and for all!"
The crowd cheers again as Trucker raises a fist and steps back to his corner. Steph nods in approval and steps forward again.
Steph: "Very compelling Trucker. Well, I will have to say... both of you are worthy of consideration for this title shot. But David, you have yet to play a role in this and you are, of course, the champion. I will now like to you to share your thoughts, and afterwards I will make a final decision. David, the floor is now yours."
David looks at the other 3 people in the ring, and then looks out at the crowd. The negative reaction begins to the stir, and David slowly steps away from the turnbuckle. He begins pacing the ring, hand tapping on his chin in thought. After making a few laps, he stops. The camera zooms in on his face to see an evil smile creep over his face. David then looks up and begins to speak.
David: "Steph... here are my honest thoughts. These 2 guys... neither of them are worthy of a title shot!"
The crowd boos and Steph's face begins to form an annoyed expression.
David: "Seriously, look at these two! One is a white-trash, trailer-park loser and the other failed out of the military! One has incestuous cousins and the other couldn't even properly defend this country! Why in the world would I be willing to put this prestigious title anywhere near them?"
Steph: "David... that's not really what I was looking for."
David: "Well I'm sorry, but I'm not going to lie. Neither of them are worthy of the title shot... so I suggest you pick somebody else."
David's comments have angered both Tank and Trucker, but the champ steps back to his corner and crosses his arms again. Stephanie is also bothered and steps forward to deliver her final decision.
Steph: "David, your comments have shown me that maybe YOU aren't worthy of holding that belt. And therefore, since I have deemed both Trucker and Tank worthy of a title shot, I have decided to make... a triple threat match for YOUR U.S. title!"
The crowd erupts in excitement, while David reacts in shocked anger!
Steph: "David, you will put your U.S. title on the line at Backlash... against Tank Blazer... AND Big Mutha Trucker! And that is my final decision!"
The crowd cheers again, as David tries to argue. But when he steps away from the turnbuckle... a brawl breaks out! Tank and Trucker attack the champ, and then start unloading on each other! David reels back, while Trucker begins to knock back Tank. Trucker delivers a huge haymaker, knocking Tank down! But when the "Redneck" turns, David smashes the U.S. title belt hard over his head! Trucker drops in a heap while David glares angrily at him.
But just as David turns to leave, Tank attacks from behind! The "Captain" dazes the champ, and then plants him with his Captain's Choice finisher! With both men laid out, Tank bends over to grab the U.S. title... and raises it high as the crowd watches in shock!
Handicap Match: Anarchy vs. Mack Wheeler & Big Juan Santos
This strange handicap match featuring the "Little Hellraiser" against two of Raw's bigger and stronger athletes went about as well as planned. Anarchy made his entrance with a surprisingly large amount of confidence, but it was obvious he had a tall hill to climb. The crowd welcomed both Mack and rookie Big Juan warmly, and they looked at their little foe with a laugh as they discussed strategy.
Mack and Big Juan dominated Anarchy right from the start, planting him with some big moves. After Mack nailed him with the Speeding Semi spear, Big Juan finished him off with his Ultimo Tango slam. The Mexican rookie then scored the easy pinfall to claim the win!
WINNERS: Mack Wheeler & Big Juan Santos
Mack and Big Juan dominated Anarchy right from the start, planting him with some big moves. After Mack nailed him with the Speeding Semi spear, Big Juan finished him off with his Ultimo Tango slam. The Mexican rookie then scored the easy pinfall to claim the win!
WINNERS: Mack Wheeler & Big Juan Santos
Backstage Segment
The cameras roll backstage and we see Shawn Midnight chatting with a TV crewman. Midnight is scheduled to challenge rival and Hardcore champ Brett Diamond for the Hardcore title at the Backlash PPV. Midnight nods as he chats, and they shake hands. Midnight then walks a couple steps and enters the locker room...
... which is trashed and vandalized! Shawn's personal items are strewn about the room or destroyed, and Midnight looks around in shock! He angrily picks up piece of ripped t-shirts and observes his duffel bag torn to shreds, chairs broken and toilet paper scattered randomly. Midnight looks around for any clue and then looks up to see a message spray-painted on the ceiling. He reads it and gets angry, growling loudly before the leaving the room.
The camera pans to the ceiling to see the message which reads...
"THIS JUST GOT REAL. HARDCORE CHAMP 4 LIFE. CYA SOON."
... which is trashed and vandalized! Shawn's personal items are strewn about the room or destroyed, and Midnight looks around in shock! He angrily picks up piece of ripped t-shirts and observes his duffel bag torn to shreds, chairs broken and toilet paper scattered randomly. Midnight looks around for any clue and then looks up to see a message spray-painted on the ceiling. He reads it and gets angry, growling loudly before the leaving the room.
The camera pans to the ceiling to see the message which reads...
"THIS JUST GOT REAL. HARDCORE CHAMP 4 LIFE. CYA SOON."
Sunny Silva vs. Brittany Black
Two rookie Divas went head-to-head as the "Alabama Beauty" took on the "Evil Diva". It was an impressive battle between the two female grapplers, but it was Brittany that gained the upper hand. After dazing Sunny, Brittany nailed her with her Migrainer finishing kick to get the victory!
WINNER: Brittany Black
WINNER: Brittany Black
Renegade (w/ Lee Money) vs. Dylan Dynamite (w/ Travis Roarke)
The challenge made as the result of the brawl between Renegade and Dylan was scheduled to take place on Raw. Renegade came out first with partner Lee Money in tow, talking trash to the crowd as he made his way to the ring. Then "Soldier D" came out with a very focused expression and ally Roarke by his side, and wasted no time in getting down to ringside.
The battle was fierce between the two, as Renegade's athleticism clashed with Dylan's quickness. Both managed to gain the upper hand, but a victory did not come easy. During the heat of battle, Renegade nailed Dylan with his Boot Down signature and attempted a pin, but Roarke jumped onto the apron and distracted the referee. The action angered Renegade, who slid out of the ring and attacked Travis! The "Assassin" was caught off guard, and after receiving a vicious punch, he walked right into a Kick-olution! Renegade talked trash and slid back into the ring before the ref could count him out.
In the end, Renegade rode the momentum and eventually nailed Dylan with a Kick-olution as he rose groggily from the mat, pinning him without distraction to win!
But the win was not enough for Renegade, as he took the opportunity to attack Dylan further after the bell and with Travis reeling at ringside! Several referees came down to stop the attack, but Renegade seemed pleased with the damage done. The party animal left with "Cash" and observed his dirty work in the ring as they strolled up the ramp.
WINNER: Renegade
The battle was fierce between the two, as Renegade's athleticism clashed with Dylan's quickness. Both managed to gain the upper hand, but a victory did not come easy. During the heat of battle, Renegade nailed Dylan with his Boot Down signature and attempted a pin, but Roarke jumped onto the apron and distracted the referee. The action angered Renegade, who slid out of the ring and attacked Travis! The "Assassin" was caught off guard, and after receiving a vicious punch, he walked right into a Kick-olution! Renegade talked trash and slid back into the ring before the ref could count him out.
In the end, Renegade rode the momentum and eventually nailed Dylan with a Kick-olution as he rose groggily from the mat, pinning him without distraction to win!
But the win was not enough for Renegade, as he took the opportunity to attack Dylan further after the bell and with Travis reeling at ringside! Several referees came down to stop the attack, but Renegade seemed pleased with the damage done. The party animal left with "Cash" and observed his dirty work in the ring as they strolled up the ramp.
WINNER: Renegade
In-Ring Segment
To close out the show, the fans were greeted to the arrival of... WWE champ Carson Pain! "The Original" made his way down to the ring, pointing to his title belt and high-fiving fans and enjoying the crowd's support. He made his well-known slide into the ring, and jumped up excited! He asked for a microphone and stood in the middle of the ring, smiling at the fans.
Carson: "Well hello there, Seattle!"
The crowd cheered again and Carson chuckled, pumping his fist lightly.
Carson: "It's been a while since I've graced the Pacific Northwest, but this time I return as WWE champ! Yo, it's been a weird 1st month as WWE champ. I won my only match, got involved in a little brawl when I was just simply watching a match and got kicked out of ringside for getting attacked! I don't know what to think of it, but all I know is that this title may come with higher expectations, but I am full and ready to exceed ALL of them!"
The crowd cheers again, and it's clear that Carson is baiting someone to come out. He smiles slyly and raises the microphone to his mouth.
Carson: "And speaking of this title and expectations, the last time I checked my schedule, I don't have a match for Backlash. Yo, I would love to keep this title for free but I am a competitor and I don't mind putting it on the line against a worthy opponent. If only someone were MAN enough to come out here and challenge me... to my face. If only there were such a guy would would even have the gall to come out... walk down to this ring... approach me and look me in the eye... and say to me 'Carson I want a shot at your title'... and I would be glad to accept it. Considering there's NO WAY I would be leaving Backlash without the title!"
The crowd cheers again, and Carson leans over the ropes facing the stage. He smiles slyly knowing he's subtly called out his rival...
... and sure enough, fire pyro blasts on the stage and that familiar Metallica theme hits. DMK carefully peels back the curtain and steps out slowly, dragging his Tag Team title belt at his side and holding a mic. He steps onto the stage and stares at Carson with his head slightly cocked to one side. Carson looks at him and begins to speak.
Carson: "Oh, what a surprise! I wasn't expecting..."
DMK: "Shut up Carson. I'm not in the mood for your idiotic sarcasm."
DMK starts to walk down to the ring and Carson readies himself. The mood has dramatically changed, and a focused King pulls himself up to the ring and steps over the top rope. Carson stands strong in the middle of the ring, and DMK begins to slowly circle him.
DMK: "I'm not going to play games with you Carson."
Carson: "I don't play games, DMK. When it comes down to this title, I'm all business."
DMK: "Ha ha, business. You don't even know half of the 'business' that comes with that belt. I've destroyed lives in pursuit of the WWE title... and I'm fully prepared to do the same to yours."
Carson: "You can't destroy me. You've underestimated me every step of the way, and that's why I beat you at WrestleMania."
DMK: "We all make honest mistakes, and I can admit that you're right. I did underestimate you. That won't happen again."
DMK stops circling and steps up right into Carson's face. The champ holds his ground and glares back into DMK's white eyes.
DMK: "And this Sunday, I will challenge you for the WWE title. And I will prove to everyone... and especially you... that I am the best man on the entire roster."
The two stand toe-to-toe, trying to intimidate one another. Then suddenly, the lights in the arena begin to flicker and very creepy music starts to play. The crowd looks around in confusion, and Carson tries to maintain eye contact but the strange distractions begin to bother him. DMK breathes heavily but continues to stare at his rival.
Then, just as suddenly as it started, the flickering and music stops. Carson looks around in confusion, but when he looks back... DMK punches him! The unexpected strike dazes the champ, and he wobbles backward. He tries to gather himself, but DMK steps forward and snatches him by the neck! In one swift move, DMK lifts and plants Carson to the mat with his Checkmate finisher! The crowd watches stunned and confused as DMK stands tall over "The Original" as the show comes to a close!
Carson: "Well hello there, Seattle!"
The crowd cheered again and Carson chuckled, pumping his fist lightly.
Carson: "It's been a while since I've graced the Pacific Northwest, but this time I return as WWE champ! Yo, it's been a weird 1st month as WWE champ. I won my only match, got involved in a little brawl when I was just simply watching a match and got kicked out of ringside for getting attacked! I don't know what to think of it, but all I know is that this title may come with higher expectations, but I am full and ready to exceed ALL of them!"
The crowd cheers again, and it's clear that Carson is baiting someone to come out. He smiles slyly and raises the microphone to his mouth.
Carson: "And speaking of this title and expectations, the last time I checked my schedule, I don't have a match for Backlash. Yo, I would love to keep this title for free but I am a competitor and I don't mind putting it on the line against a worthy opponent. If only someone were MAN enough to come out here and challenge me... to my face. If only there were such a guy would would even have the gall to come out... walk down to this ring... approach me and look me in the eye... and say to me 'Carson I want a shot at your title'... and I would be glad to accept it. Considering there's NO WAY I would be leaving Backlash without the title!"
The crowd cheers again, and Carson leans over the ropes facing the stage. He smiles slyly knowing he's subtly called out his rival...
... and sure enough, fire pyro blasts on the stage and that familiar Metallica theme hits. DMK carefully peels back the curtain and steps out slowly, dragging his Tag Team title belt at his side and holding a mic. He steps onto the stage and stares at Carson with his head slightly cocked to one side. Carson looks at him and begins to speak.
Carson: "Oh, what a surprise! I wasn't expecting..."
DMK: "Shut up Carson. I'm not in the mood for your idiotic sarcasm."
DMK starts to walk down to the ring and Carson readies himself. The mood has dramatically changed, and a focused King pulls himself up to the ring and steps over the top rope. Carson stands strong in the middle of the ring, and DMK begins to slowly circle him.
DMK: "I'm not going to play games with you Carson."
Carson: "I don't play games, DMK. When it comes down to this title, I'm all business."
DMK: "Ha ha, business. You don't even know half of the 'business' that comes with that belt. I've destroyed lives in pursuit of the WWE title... and I'm fully prepared to do the same to yours."
Carson: "You can't destroy me. You've underestimated me every step of the way, and that's why I beat you at WrestleMania."
DMK: "We all make honest mistakes, and I can admit that you're right. I did underestimate you. That won't happen again."
DMK stops circling and steps up right into Carson's face. The champ holds his ground and glares back into DMK's white eyes.
DMK: "And this Sunday, I will challenge you for the WWE title. And I will prove to everyone... and especially you... that I am the best man on the entire roster."
The two stand toe-to-toe, trying to intimidate one another. Then suddenly, the lights in the arena begin to flicker and very creepy music starts to play. The crowd looks around in confusion, and Carson tries to maintain eye contact but the strange distractions begin to bother him. DMK breathes heavily but continues to stare at his rival.
Then, just as suddenly as it started, the flickering and music stops. Carson looks around in confusion, but when he looks back... DMK punches him! The unexpected strike dazes the champ, and he wobbles backward. He tries to gather himself, but DMK steps forward and snatches him by the neck! In one swift move, DMK lifts and plants Carson to the mat with his Checkmate finisher! The crowd watches stunned and confused as DMK stands tall over "The Original" as the show comes to a close!
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