May
Year 3
Week 1
The first Raw after the Backlash PPV kicks off LIVE from Los Angeles, California!
In-Ring Segment
It doesn't take long for the crowd to erupt when... WWE champ Carson Pain opens the show! "The Original" bursts through the curtain to the delight of the fans, pointing to his belt snapped around his waist. The champ makes his may to the ring and slides in, clearly enjoying the crowd's reaction with a big smile on his face. Carson grabs a microphone and addresses the crowd.
Carson: "Hello Hollywood!"
The crowd roars again at the hometown mention, and Carson continues.
Carson: "Boy is it great to open another Raw holding onto this WWE title belt! Last night was a hard fought battle, but yours truly found a way to vanquish his foe and remain the champ! There is no one on the entire Raw roster that can challenge me! In fact... prepare for the infinite title reign of Carson Pain!"
The crowd's cheers were cut off by a blast of fire pryos on the stage, and Carson's smile turns to a scowl. DMK steps out onto the stage with a very angry look on his face, and wastes no time in addressing the champ.
DMK: "Interesting to see you boasting about something you didn't win fairly."
Carson: "What are you talking about? I pinned you 1-2-3. I think the words 'fair and square' describe that perfectly."
DMK: "So... you think running a strange distracting video in the middle of your match... just when you happen to get planted on the mat... is fair?"
Carson: "Whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute... You think I ran that video?"
DMK: "Well it obviously didn't come from me. Who else would plan something like that besides an overrated loser like you?"
Carson shakes his head in disbelief, and then fires back angrily.
Carson: "Man, you are so stupid. Why would I run a strange video like that? The week before on Raw some strange things happened in the arena and YOU caught me off guard! How do I know YOU didn't run that video?"
DMK: "I didn't run that video because I'm NOT stupid. And I didn't cause those strange things last Monday either. Everybody knows I had that match won and I got screwed by that video."
The crowd boos but DMK ignores them and continues.
DMK: "This time around, I'm not wasting my time playing mind games with you. Carson, I'm challenging you again for that WWE title at the Extreme Rules PPV. And this time... I'm gonna make you FEEL the pain, Mr. Pain."
Carson: "Feel the pain, huh? Well how about you try to do that tonight? Hell... I'll even let you bring along that cheapskate buddy of yours."
DMK: "Hell's Genius against you? Now that doesn't even sound fair to me."
Carson: "Oh don't worry... I'll find a partner. See you tonight, punk."
DMK: "Ha ha... good luck."
DMK glares at the champ and then walks backstage. Carson watches him leave with a scowl as the segment ends.
Carson: "Hello Hollywood!"
The crowd roars again at the hometown mention, and Carson continues.
Carson: "Boy is it great to open another Raw holding onto this WWE title belt! Last night was a hard fought battle, but yours truly found a way to vanquish his foe and remain the champ! There is no one on the entire Raw roster that can challenge me! In fact... prepare for the infinite title reign of Carson Pain!"
The crowd's cheers were cut off by a blast of fire pryos on the stage, and Carson's smile turns to a scowl. DMK steps out onto the stage with a very angry look on his face, and wastes no time in addressing the champ.
DMK: "Interesting to see you boasting about something you didn't win fairly."
Carson: "What are you talking about? I pinned you 1-2-3. I think the words 'fair and square' describe that perfectly."
DMK: "So... you think running a strange distracting video in the middle of your match... just when you happen to get planted on the mat... is fair?"
Carson: "Whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute... You think I ran that video?"
DMK: "Well it obviously didn't come from me. Who else would plan something like that besides an overrated loser like you?"
Carson shakes his head in disbelief, and then fires back angrily.
Carson: "Man, you are so stupid. Why would I run a strange video like that? The week before on Raw some strange things happened in the arena and YOU caught me off guard! How do I know YOU didn't run that video?"
DMK: "I didn't run that video because I'm NOT stupid. And I didn't cause those strange things last Monday either. Everybody knows I had that match won and I got screwed by that video."
The crowd boos but DMK ignores them and continues.
DMK: "This time around, I'm not wasting my time playing mind games with you. Carson, I'm challenging you again for that WWE title at the Extreme Rules PPV. And this time... I'm gonna make you FEEL the pain, Mr. Pain."
Carson: "Feel the pain, huh? Well how about you try to do that tonight? Hell... I'll even let you bring along that cheapskate buddy of yours."
DMK: "Hell's Genius against you? Now that doesn't even sound fair to me."
Carson: "Oh don't worry... I'll find a partner. See you tonight, punk."
DMK: "Ha ha... good luck."
DMK glares at the champ and then walks backstage. Carson watches him leave with a scowl as the segment ends.
Renegade vs. Travis Roarke
The two rivals had been claiming that they were "tougher" than the other for months now, and their feud even got their respective tag partners involved. But now, it seemed time for the party animal and the "Assassin" to finally settle the score.
Renegade got the action started quickly when he attacked Roarke during his entrance, slamming his head into the rampside barricade and whipping him hard into the steel steps. When the action finally reached the ring, Renegade had all the momentum and continued his assault.
But Roarke battled back, using his fighting prowess to stun his rival and give himself the upper hand. He was even able to nail Renegade with a vicious Spear, but Renegade's last gasp of life allowed him to kickout at 2. The battle continued but Renegade was able to score victory with a surprise move - a torturous submission move! With Roarke struggling but unable to reach the nearest rope, Renegade cranked hard and forced the "Assassin" to tap out!
WINNER: Renegade
Renegade got the action started quickly when he attacked Roarke during his entrance, slamming his head into the rampside barricade and whipping him hard into the steel steps. When the action finally reached the ring, Renegade had all the momentum and continued his assault.
But Roarke battled back, using his fighting prowess to stun his rival and give himself the upper hand. He was even able to nail Renegade with a vicious Spear, but Renegade's last gasp of life allowed him to kickout at 2. The battle continued but Renegade was able to score victory with a surprise move - a torturous submission move! With Roarke struggling but unable to reach the nearest rope, Renegade cranked hard and forced the "Assassin" to tap out!
WINNER: Renegade
Post-Match Segment
Renegade celebrated as the crowd showed their disgust for the cocky party animal, and began to make his way up the ramp. But in the ring, Roarke had crawled to a kneeling position and grabbed a nearby microphone.
Travis: "Hey! Hey you!"
Renegade stopped and turned to look over his shoulder.
Travis: "Hey man... this isn't over. I'm not done with you yet."
Renegade turned to face the ring with a confused and annoyed look on his face.
Travis: "You may have gotten me tonight, but I want another shot. In fact, I've got a crazy idea... how about we settle this in a best-of-5 series? First one to 3 victories is officially the 'toughest' man and the loser has to admit as such. I'll even count tonight as victory #1 for you. Consider it a 'gift'. But mind you... it will be the only one you'll receive from me."
The crowd seemed to like the idea, and Renegade thought for a moment. He then smiled slyly and nodded, mouthing "bring it" as the segment came to a close.
Travis: "Hey! Hey you!"
Renegade stopped and turned to look over his shoulder.
Travis: "Hey man... this isn't over. I'm not done with you yet."
Renegade turned to face the ring with a confused and annoyed look on his face.
Travis: "You may have gotten me tonight, but I want another shot. In fact, I've got a crazy idea... how about we settle this in a best-of-5 series? First one to 3 victories is officially the 'toughest' man and the loser has to admit as such. I'll even count tonight as victory #1 for you. Consider it a 'gift'. But mind you... it will be the only one you'll receive from me."
The crowd seemed to like the idea, and Renegade thought for a moment. He then smiled slyly and nodded, mouthing "bring it" as the segment came to a close.
Beth Phoenix (w/ Brett Diamond) vs.
Maryse (w/ Shawn Midnight)
The "Glamazon" and now-former Hardcore champ Diamond made their way to ringside to prepare for Beth's upcoming bout against the Divas champ. It was obvious that the "Professional" was upset over losing the Hardcore title at last night's Backlash PPV, and the ensuing moments made it worse. Divas champ Maryse was accompanied to the ring by Shawn Midnight... who proudly showed off the Hardcore title! Diamond shook his head disappointingly, while Beth angrily glared at her snobby rival.
It was an even bout to begin, but Beth's anger gave her an aggressive advantage. Sensing his ally was in trouble, Midnight began to cause distractions and taunt the crowd. But Midnight's actions backfired... when the ref ejected him from ringside! "Daddy Mack" argued ferociously but the official refused to allow him to stay!
With her support system gone and Beth seemingly on a war path, Maryse couldn't find the momentum. After one damaging Glam Slam, Beth scored the pinfall to upset the champ! After the match, a now-pleased Diamond celebrated with the "Glamazon" in the ring as the crowd cheered!
WINNER: Beth Phoenix
It was an even bout to begin, but Beth's anger gave her an aggressive advantage. Sensing his ally was in trouble, Midnight began to cause distractions and taunt the crowd. But Midnight's actions backfired... when the ref ejected him from ringside! "Daddy Mack" argued ferociously but the official refused to allow him to stay!
With her support system gone and Beth seemingly on a war path, Maryse couldn't find the momentum. After one damaging Glam Slam, Beth scored the pinfall to upset the champ! After the match, a now-pleased Diamond celebrated with the "Glamazon" in the ring as the crowd cheered!
WINNER: Beth Phoenix
Backstage Segment
The cameras roll backstage to see Anarchy watching match footage on a TV in the hallway. In the background, we see Mack Wheeler walking up when he recognizes who is in front of him. Mack pauses for a moment, then smiles and shakes his head as he approaches Anarchy. Last Monday, Mack and Big Juan demolished the smaller Anarchy in a handicap match that the "Little Hellraiser" himself requested. Mack taps Anarchy on the shoulder.
Mack: "So... are you happy how last week's match turned out?"
Anarchy: "Whatever man. You two got lucky."
Mack shakes his head and laughs. It's obvious he can't believe what he is hearing.
Mack: "Man, you are one crazy dude. Who requests a handicap match against 2 of the bigger guys on the Raw roster?"
Anarchy: "I had you two right where I wanted you. I repeat... you got lucky!"
Mack: "Whatever, dude. You have clearly lost your mind. I'm not going to waste my time with you anymore."
Mack waves off Anarchy and begins to walk away. Anarchy cracks an evil smile and calls after him.
Anarchy: "Hey Mack! Just to let you know... this isn't finished. I will get my revenge someday. A moment in which you least expect it... a moment when you feel secure... a moment where I can ruin everything you're working towards. Don't worry... I will find a way to get back at you."
Anarchy switches off the TV and walks the opposite direction. Mack watches him leave with a concerned and curious expression as the segment ends.
Mack: "So... are you happy how last week's match turned out?"
Anarchy: "Whatever man. You two got lucky."
Mack shakes his head and laughs. It's obvious he can't believe what he is hearing.
Mack: "Man, you are one crazy dude. Who requests a handicap match against 2 of the bigger guys on the Raw roster?"
Anarchy: "I had you two right where I wanted you. I repeat... you got lucky!"
Mack: "Whatever, dude. You have clearly lost your mind. I'm not going to waste my time with you anymore."
Mack waves off Anarchy and begins to walk away. Anarchy cracks an evil smile and calls after him.
Anarchy: "Hey Mack! Just to let you know... this isn't finished. I will get my revenge someday. A moment in which you least expect it... a moment when you feel secure... a moment where I can ruin everything you're working towards. Don't worry... I will find a way to get back at you."
Anarchy switches off the TV and walks the opposite direction. Mack watches him leave with a concerned and curious expression as the segment ends.
Big Juan Santos vs. Corey Youngblood
The impressive rookie Big Juan made his entrance to a solid crowd reaction. The huge Mexican grappler then stared down his opponent, former hockey player Corey Youngblood. The battle started quickly and was an even matchup of Corey's fearlessness against Big Juan's brute strength.
Corey put up quite a fight against his bigger foe, but Big Juan managed to take control. After planting Youngblood with a powerful Ultimo Tango finishing slam, Big Juan got the pinfall to win the bout.
Big Juan celebrated another big win but his celebration was cut short by a familiar rival. As Big Juan raised his arms and enjoyed the crowd's cheers, Anarchy's music hit and the "Little Hellraiser" sauntered out onto the stage. Big Juan scowled in anger as Anarchy pointed and taunted Big Juan, clapping sarcastically. Big Juan glared at his intruder, unimpressed with his actions.
WINNER: Big Juan Santos
Corey put up quite a fight against his bigger foe, but Big Juan managed to take control. After planting Youngblood with a powerful Ultimo Tango finishing slam, Big Juan got the pinfall to win the bout.
Big Juan celebrated another big win but his celebration was cut short by a familiar rival. As Big Juan raised his arms and enjoyed the crowd's cheers, Anarchy's music hit and the "Little Hellraiser" sauntered out onto the stage. Big Juan scowled in anger as Anarchy pointed and taunted Big Juan, clapping sarcastically. Big Juan glared at his intruder, unimpressed with his actions.
WINNER: Big Juan Santos
Backstage Segment
Backstage, we see Beth Phoenix and Brett Diamond chatting and still celebrating Beth's victory from earlier. It's pretty obvious that they are getting along well.
Brett: "Yo, what a great win tonight Beth. I felt like crap all day after losing to Midnight last night, but that match boosted my spirits."
Beth: "Yeah it felt great to pin that little bitch. My next move is to take that Divas title from her."
Brett: "Yo, that would be great! I'd be in your corner for that match!"
Beth smiles briefly but then has a serious expression on her face.
Beth: "Brett... I've been thinking..."
Brett: "What's up?"
Beth: "What if we made this a more... serious... partnership?"
Brett: "Hmm... like how serious?"
Beth: "Well I mean... You would be in my corner for my matches, I would be in your corner for your matches..."
Brett: "Ahh I see... I don't think I'd be opposed to that."
Beth: "Really?"
Brett: "Oh yeah I have no problems with that. In fact... I think we need a name for this duo."
Beth: "Well... what do you have in mind?"
Brett: "Hmm... Well they call me the 'Professional' and you the 'Glamazon'... how about 'Professional Glam'?"
Beth thinks for a moment.
Beth: "Hmm... I like it!"
Brett: "Really? Then that's settled! Watch out Raw! 'Professional Glam' is about to take over!"
The two share a laugh and hug, but their celebration is cut short by the appearance of two unwanted visitors.
Shawn: "Well isn't this cute."
Shawn Midnight and Maryse have just stepped up to them. They are holding their respective title belts prominently and smirking sarcastically.
Maryse: "Ahh... it appears they have formed their own tree club!"
Beth: "You better watch what you say, you little girl... before I smack that smile off your face!"
Maryse: "Hmm... no thanks, I've had enough play time today. I felt bad so I let you win tonight."
Beth: "You lie! Fine if you 'gave' me the win tonight, then how about we face off again next week? And this time... put your little title on the line!"
Maryse: "Ahh my little Glama-zit... I will grant you your request, because I feel you need a confidence boost. It's too bad I will win and ruin all of it for you!"
The two Divas glare at each other and then walk off. Shawn and Brett watch their respective beaus leave, and then turn to face each other.
Shawn: "Haha... women, right?"
Brett: "Shut up man. I'm not done with you yet either."
Brett chases after Beth as Shawn looks on. The camera zooms in on his smiling face and the Hardcore title over his shoulder as the segment ends.
Brett: "Yo, what a great win tonight Beth. I felt like crap all day after losing to Midnight last night, but that match boosted my spirits."
Beth: "Yeah it felt great to pin that little bitch. My next move is to take that Divas title from her."
Brett: "Yo, that would be great! I'd be in your corner for that match!"
Beth smiles briefly but then has a serious expression on her face.
Beth: "Brett... I've been thinking..."
Brett: "What's up?"
Beth: "What if we made this a more... serious... partnership?"
Brett: "Hmm... like how serious?"
Beth: "Well I mean... You would be in my corner for my matches, I would be in your corner for your matches..."
Brett: "Ahh I see... I don't think I'd be opposed to that."
Beth: "Really?"
Brett: "Oh yeah I have no problems with that. In fact... I think we need a name for this duo."
Beth: "Well... what do you have in mind?"
Brett: "Hmm... Well they call me the 'Professional' and you the 'Glamazon'... how about 'Professional Glam'?"
Beth thinks for a moment.
Beth: "Hmm... I like it!"
Brett: "Really? Then that's settled! Watch out Raw! 'Professional Glam' is about to take over!"
The two share a laugh and hug, but their celebration is cut short by the appearance of two unwanted visitors.
Shawn: "Well isn't this cute."
Shawn Midnight and Maryse have just stepped up to them. They are holding their respective title belts prominently and smirking sarcastically.
Maryse: "Ahh... it appears they have formed their own tree club!"
Beth: "You better watch what you say, you little girl... before I smack that smile off your face!"
Maryse: "Hmm... no thanks, I've had enough play time today. I felt bad so I let you win tonight."
Beth: "You lie! Fine if you 'gave' me the win tonight, then how about we face off again next week? And this time... put your little title on the line!"
Maryse: "Ahh my little Glama-zit... I will grant you your request, because I feel you need a confidence boost. It's too bad I will win and ruin all of it for you!"
The two Divas glare at each other and then walk off. Shawn and Brett watch their respective beaus leave, and then turn to face each other.
Shawn: "Haha... women, right?"
Brett: "Shut up man. I'm not done with you yet either."
Brett chases after Beth as Shawn looks on. The camera zooms in on his smiling face and the Hardcore title over his shoulder as the segment ends.
MAIN EVENT:
Hell's Genius (DMK & David Degenerate) vs.
Carson Pain & ???
Fans were excited for the night's big match pitting Hell's Genius against WWE champ Carson Pain and a partner of his choice. One big fire pyro stage blast and that familiar Metallica theme announces the arrival of DMK, who methodically stalks his way to the ring with his Tag Team title draped over his shoulder. After climbing into the ring, the "Dangerous Genius" then makes his way down, showing off both of his title belts proudly and laughing at the crowd's displeasure. David D. found yet another cheap way to retain his U.S. title last night at Backlash, and of course showed no remorse in doing so.
The crowd then went bonkers for the WWE Champion, as "The Original" waved his hands emphatically and proudly pointed to his belt wrapped around his waist. After soaking in the crowd's cheers for a moment, Carson stands tall and motions for his surprise partner... Big Mutha Trucker! The crowd erupts again as the two favorites make their way to ringside. The angry look on David's face tells the whole story, as this highly-anticipated main event just reached a new level!
The bell rang and the electricity buzzed throughout the arena as Carson and DMK stood face-to-face in the center of the ring. The two rivals talked trash for a moment as it appeared they were going to come to blows... until DMK tagged out! The crowd booed as DMK slipped back to the apron and David D. ran in to attack... but Carson ducked the clothesline and started pounding on him! Carson held the upper hand for several big moments... but a cheap shot gave David the momentum swing he needed.
The match went back and forth, with several near falls and powerful moves. But David D.'s knack for finding cheap ways to get control proved to be the turning point. In the ring, DMK and Trucker battled tough but a missed clothesline attempt by DMK sent the referee down hard onto the mat! Sensing the opportunity, David D. grabbed a nearby chair and slid it into the ring. Carson, angry by the cheap tactic, ran around the ring and attacked David! While the two battled near the barricade, DMK and Trucker fought over the chair until DMK delivered a quick shot to daze the "Resident Redneck". DMK snatched the chair, raised it and smacked Trucker right in the skull! DMK took quick advantage, grabbing Trucker by the throat and slamming him down with a vicious Checkmate... onto the prone chair! DMK kicked the chair out of the ring as the ref was coming to his senses, and attempted the pinfall. Carson tried to slide back in, but a low blow by David stopped him cold in his tracks! With Carson down, DMK was able to pin Trucker for the 1-2-3 to give Hell's Genius the huge win!
After the match, David D. celebrated and taunted the crowd up the ramp while DMK walked alongside. In the ring, Carson slid back in to check on Trucker before looking up to the stage. DMK stopped at the top of the stage and turned to look back at the ring. The cameras caught the intense staredown between DMK and Carson as the show came to a close!
WINNERS: Hell's Genius (DMK & David Degenerate)
The crowd then went bonkers for the WWE Champion, as "The Original" waved his hands emphatically and proudly pointed to his belt wrapped around his waist. After soaking in the crowd's cheers for a moment, Carson stands tall and motions for his surprise partner... Big Mutha Trucker! The crowd erupts again as the two favorites make their way to ringside. The angry look on David's face tells the whole story, as this highly-anticipated main event just reached a new level!
The bell rang and the electricity buzzed throughout the arena as Carson and DMK stood face-to-face in the center of the ring. The two rivals talked trash for a moment as it appeared they were going to come to blows... until DMK tagged out! The crowd booed as DMK slipped back to the apron and David D. ran in to attack... but Carson ducked the clothesline and started pounding on him! Carson held the upper hand for several big moments... but a cheap shot gave David the momentum swing he needed.
The match went back and forth, with several near falls and powerful moves. But David D.'s knack for finding cheap ways to get control proved to be the turning point. In the ring, DMK and Trucker battled tough but a missed clothesline attempt by DMK sent the referee down hard onto the mat! Sensing the opportunity, David D. grabbed a nearby chair and slid it into the ring. Carson, angry by the cheap tactic, ran around the ring and attacked David! While the two battled near the barricade, DMK and Trucker fought over the chair until DMK delivered a quick shot to daze the "Resident Redneck". DMK snatched the chair, raised it and smacked Trucker right in the skull! DMK took quick advantage, grabbing Trucker by the throat and slamming him down with a vicious Checkmate... onto the prone chair! DMK kicked the chair out of the ring as the ref was coming to his senses, and attempted the pinfall. Carson tried to slide back in, but a low blow by David stopped him cold in his tracks! With Carson down, DMK was able to pin Trucker for the 1-2-3 to give Hell's Genius the huge win!
After the match, David D. celebrated and taunted the crowd up the ramp while DMK walked alongside. In the ring, Carson slid back in to check on Trucker before looking up to the stage. DMK stopped at the top of the stage and turned to look back at the ring. The cameras caught the intense staredown between DMK and Carson as the show came to a close!
WINNERS: Hell's Genius (DMK & David Degenerate)
Week 2
Another LIVE edition of Raw opens in Dallas, Texas!
Tank Blazer vs. Corey Youngblood
The first match of the night features "Captain" Tank against the "Mother Pucker" himself. Tank has rubbed the fans the wrong way recently with his betrayal of former tag partner Big Mutha Trucker, and failed to win the U.S. title last month at Backlash. The former military man flexes and snarls as he makes his way to the ring.
Then Corey's Disturbed theme hits but the former hockey player does not appear. Tank readies himself... but Youngblood attacks from behind! Corey continues to beat down the surprised Tank, and hits his Slapshot DDT finisher! But the quick finisher is not enough as Tank is able to kick out - barely - at a 2 count.
Tank rallies back despite the blindside attack and manages to take advantage with his strength. In the end, Tank is able to plant Corey face-first with his Captain's Choice finisher and pin him to pick up the victory!
WINNER: Tank Blazer
Then Corey's Disturbed theme hits but the former hockey player does not appear. Tank readies himself... but Youngblood attacks from behind! Corey continues to beat down the surprised Tank, and hits his Slapshot DDT finisher! But the quick finisher is not enough as Tank is able to kick out - barely - at a 2 count.
Tank rallies back despite the blindside attack and manages to take advantage with his strength. In the end, Tank is able to plant Corey face-first with his Captain's Choice finisher and pin him to pick up the victory!
WINNER: Tank Blazer
Best-of-Five Series (Renegade leads 1-0)
Round 2 (Table Match): Renegade vs. Travis Roarke
Fans have been chatting all week about the scheduled best-of-5 series between Renegade and the "Assassin" in their quest to finally prove who is the tougher Raw grappler. Last week, Renegade was able to force Roarke to submit to pick up victory #1. This week, to up the ante a bit, the two agreed to square off in a dangerous match type - a Table Match!
Roarke made his entrance first, clearly in a focused mood as he strolled to ringside. But just as he reached the padded area... the party animal blasted him from behind with the vicious clothesline! Roarke went tumbling to the mat and Renegade pounced on him quickly, nailing him with a Kick-olution finishing kick! The attack gave Renegade the early advantage and it seemed he was on his way to win #2...
... but Roarke battled back! The "Assassin" used his fighting skills to daze Renegade and regain control of the match. Travis leaned a table up against a turnbuckle and began to brutalize his rival. Roarke was able to catch the party animal with a fierce Sactown Special finisher, and then made his final statement... by powerbombing him through the corner table! The ref signaled for the bell and this series was all tied up!
WINNER (Series tied 1-1): Travis Roarke
Roarke made his entrance first, clearly in a focused mood as he strolled to ringside. But just as he reached the padded area... the party animal blasted him from behind with the vicious clothesline! Roarke went tumbling to the mat and Renegade pounced on him quickly, nailing him with a Kick-olution finishing kick! The attack gave Renegade the early advantage and it seemed he was on his way to win #2...
... but Roarke battled back! The "Assassin" used his fighting skills to daze Renegade and regain control of the match. Travis leaned a table up against a turnbuckle and began to brutalize his rival. Roarke was able to catch the party animal with a fierce Sactown Special finisher, and then made his final statement... by powerbombing him through the corner table! The ref signaled for the bell and this series was all tied up!
WINNER (Series tied 1-1): Travis Roarke
Post-Match Segment
Following the match, Roarke stood near the edge of the ropes with his arms raised in celebration. The crowd cheered on the "Assassin" but then had a quiet hush wave over the crowd. Roarke slowly dropped his arms and got concerned... and Lee Money smashed a pipe across his back! Renegade's partner sent a violent message to his rival, repeatedly beating Travis with the object.
The crowd booed as "Cash" continued the attack. Renegade slowly began to gather himself from the broken pile of wood, and smiled approvingly at Money's actions. The camera zoomed in on a glaring Money as the segment ended!
The crowd booed as "Cash" continued the attack. Renegade slowly began to gather himself from the broken pile of wood, and smiled approvingly at Money's actions. The camera zoomed in on a glaring Money as the segment ended!
Divas Championship:
Maryse (w/ Shawn Midnight) (C) vs.
Beth Phoenix (w/ Brett Diamond)
The Divas title was on line between the French-Canadian champ and the "Glamazon", with their male companions at ringside. The feud between these two Divas had been brewing for weeks since Beth was drafted to Raw and they joined opposite sides of the Hardcore title rivalry. It was time for these two to settle the score with the butterfly belt up for grabs!
The match started pretty evenly, but it slowly became more obvious that Beth's hunger for the title was overcoming Maryse's overconfidence. Midnight sensed the change in momentum and tried to cause a distraction, but the referee has other thoughts in mind... he sent Midnight to the back again! The Hardcore champ threw a fit, but reluctantly left the ringside area as Brett threatened to make the situation physical!
In the ring, Beth continued to dominate and was able to flatten Maryse with her Glam Slam finisher! After the pinfall, the crowd went wild for the new Divas champ!
WINNER (and NEW Divas Champion): Beth Phoenix
The match started pretty evenly, but it slowly became more obvious that Beth's hunger for the title was overcoming Maryse's overconfidence. Midnight sensed the change in momentum and tried to cause a distraction, but the referee has other thoughts in mind... he sent Midnight to the back again! The Hardcore champ threw a fit, but reluctantly left the ringside area as Brett threatened to make the situation physical!
In the ring, Beth continued to dominate and was able to flatten Maryse with her Glam Slam finisher! After the pinfall, the crowd went wild for the new Divas champ!
WINNER (and NEW Divas Champion): Beth Phoenix
In-Ring Segment
To close out the show, the crowd erupted in cheers when... WWE champ Carson Pain made his entrance! "The Original" strutted down the ramp and slid into the ring, pointing to his title belt and working the crowd into a frenzy! The champ grabbed a mic but before he even spoke, he seemed to glance slyly towards the stage... and the crowd cheered again for Big Mutha Trucker's theme song! The "Resident Redneck" nods as he confidently walks to the ring, climbing in and joining Carson. The two fan favorites shake hands and prepare to address the crowd together.
Carson: "Well Trucker... it seems we've worked ourselves into a predicament."
Trucker: "How so?"
Carson: "I'm not sure how we did it, but we've made the big bad Hell's Dummies mad!"
The crowd cheers for the sarcastic comment as Trucker chuckles.
Carson: "They're so jealous that the fans cheer for us instead of them, that they just can't help themselves! They have to lie, cheat and play dirty to even have a chance to beat us. It's so, so... sad!"
Trucker: "I hear what you're saying, Champ. It's even sadder that little ol' David D. is holding TWO title belts and he still has to try to stomp all over everyone. Maybe he's trying to overcompensate for... you know... personal issues?"
Now Carson chuckles at the joke as Trucker tugs at his belt and the crowd makes a chorus "ooooh".
Carson: "And DMK? He acts like he runs this show when really, he's lost all power. David D. truly runs him like a big puppet. It's kinda weird to see a big grown man act like a whiny baby!"
Trucker: "Yeah that's pretty annoying. And David? He claims to be this 'genius' but he ain't that smart."
Carson: "They really are a match made in hell, aren't they?"
Just as Carson finishes his sentence, fire pryo blasts on the stage and DMK's Metallica theme blasts throughout the arena. A very angry DMK and David step out onto the stage, holding their title belts. They glance at each other briefly, and then start making their way down to the ring! Carson and Trucker prepare themselves for a possible brawl, but DMK and David slowly climb into the ring and stand at the opposite corner.
David: "You two idiots think that you are SO funny. I didn't realize your gimmicks were comedians!"
Carson and Trucker relax their fighting stances and smirk at David's comment. They stand arms crossed across the ring.
David: "You have no idea what you are truly dealing with here. DMK and I have ultimate control over Raw. Just because Carson holds that WWE title belt means nothing right now. It is only a matter of time before WE take it back. And then once AGAIN... we will hold ALL the major titles on Raw. And you two are just simply bumps in the road to us."
DMK: "Carson... I've warned you that you would feel the pain. Didn't last week wake you up? We won't stop until both of you are DESTROYED."
David and DMK slowly walk out of the corner and approach their rivals.
DMK: "And in fact... we are going to begin the destruction process... NOW!"
And the brawl was on! DMK attacked Trucker and David went after Carson, and the blows began to fly! The crowd began to roar as the intensity in the ring grew to unbearable levels, and the men in the ring let their frustrations out in a violent manner!
But it was quickly apparent that the Hell's Genius tandem had the aggressive advantage this time. Soon both Carson and Trucker were woozy, and DMK slapped a choke hold on Trucker and David locked up Carson's arms. In one quick impressive flash, DMK dropped Trucker with a massive Checkmate and David planted Carson with the Genius Bomb! The crowd watched on in shock as the Hell's Genius team stood tall again as the show came to a close!
Carson: "Well Trucker... it seems we've worked ourselves into a predicament."
Trucker: "How so?"
Carson: "I'm not sure how we did it, but we've made the big bad Hell's Dummies mad!"
The crowd cheers for the sarcastic comment as Trucker chuckles.
Carson: "They're so jealous that the fans cheer for us instead of them, that they just can't help themselves! They have to lie, cheat and play dirty to even have a chance to beat us. It's so, so... sad!"
Trucker: "I hear what you're saying, Champ. It's even sadder that little ol' David D. is holding TWO title belts and he still has to try to stomp all over everyone. Maybe he's trying to overcompensate for... you know... personal issues?"
Now Carson chuckles at the joke as Trucker tugs at his belt and the crowd makes a chorus "ooooh".
Carson: "And DMK? He acts like he runs this show when really, he's lost all power. David D. truly runs him like a big puppet. It's kinda weird to see a big grown man act like a whiny baby!"
Trucker: "Yeah that's pretty annoying. And David? He claims to be this 'genius' but he ain't that smart."
Carson: "They really are a match made in hell, aren't they?"
Just as Carson finishes his sentence, fire pryo blasts on the stage and DMK's Metallica theme blasts throughout the arena. A very angry DMK and David step out onto the stage, holding their title belts. They glance at each other briefly, and then start making their way down to the ring! Carson and Trucker prepare themselves for a possible brawl, but DMK and David slowly climb into the ring and stand at the opposite corner.
David: "You two idiots think that you are SO funny. I didn't realize your gimmicks were comedians!"
Carson and Trucker relax their fighting stances and smirk at David's comment. They stand arms crossed across the ring.
David: "You have no idea what you are truly dealing with here. DMK and I have ultimate control over Raw. Just because Carson holds that WWE title belt means nothing right now. It is only a matter of time before WE take it back. And then once AGAIN... we will hold ALL the major titles on Raw. And you two are just simply bumps in the road to us."
DMK: "Carson... I've warned you that you would feel the pain. Didn't last week wake you up? We won't stop until both of you are DESTROYED."
David and DMK slowly walk out of the corner and approach their rivals.
DMK: "And in fact... we are going to begin the destruction process... NOW!"
And the brawl was on! DMK attacked Trucker and David went after Carson, and the blows began to fly! The crowd began to roar as the intensity in the ring grew to unbearable levels, and the men in the ring let their frustrations out in a violent manner!
But it was quickly apparent that the Hell's Genius tandem had the aggressive advantage this time. Soon both Carson and Trucker were woozy, and DMK slapped a choke hold on Trucker and David locked up Carson's arms. In one quick impressive flash, DMK dropped Trucker with a massive Checkmate and David planted Carson with the Genius Bomb! The crowd watched on in shock as the Hell's Genius team stood tall again as the show came to a close!
Week 3
The third May edition of Raw kicks off LIVE from Mobile, Alabama!
Mack Wheeler vs. Lee Money
When that Hollywood Undead theme hits, the crowd erupts into cheers for the "Human Semi"! Mack makes a focused entrance, ready to take on the Cruiserweight champ. Then the ever-confident "Cash" enters and shows off his title belt, dancing and strutting his way to the ring and staying loose. When the bell rings, the clash of power versus speed makes for an exciting match!
As the two battle in the ring, Mack begins to gain the upper hand due to his strength and power moves. Then, Lee's ally Renegade comes down to ringside and begins to distract a bit. It is clear that Renegade is trying to help out his friend, which frustrates Mack. But before the "Human Semi" gets too caught up in the party animal's appearance... Travis Roarke sprints down to the ring! The "Assassin" has been feuding with Renegade for months and is scheduled to face him later, but apparently they are going to get it started early! As Renegade distracts the ref on the apron, Roarke knocks him off onto the mat below! Travis then starts wailing on his foe, allowing Mack to re-focus on "Cash" in the ring!
Officials run to ringside to break up the brawl, and a beaten Renegade escapes through the crowd. In the ring, Mack catches a dazed Lee with his Speeding Semi finishing spear and pins him to win the bout!
WINNER: Mack Wheeler
As the two battle in the ring, Mack begins to gain the upper hand due to his strength and power moves. Then, Lee's ally Renegade comes down to ringside and begins to distract a bit. It is clear that Renegade is trying to help out his friend, which frustrates Mack. But before the "Human Semi" gets too caught up in the party animal's appearance... Travis Roarke sprints down to the ring! The "Assassin" has been feuding with Renegade for months and is scheduled to face him later, but apparently they are going to get it started early! As Renegade distracts the ref on the apron, Roarke knocks him off onto the mat below! Travis then starts wailing on his foe, allowing Mack to re-focus on "Cash" in the ring!
Officials run to ringside to break up the brawl, and a beaten Renegade escapes through the crowd. In the ring, Mack catches a dazed Lee with his Speeding Semi finishing spear and pins him to win the bout!
WINNER: Mack Wheeler
Backstage Interview
The cameras roll backstage as we see Justin Roberts standing next to Big Mutha Trucker. The "Resident Redneck" smiles proudly, showing off that missing-tooth grin.
Justin: "Hello folks, I am joined by Big Mutha Trucker backstage. Trucker, you've requested a moment to speak. What do you have to say?"
Trucker: "Well Justin, I just wanted to officially issue a challenge for David Degenerate's United States title. That punk has been a thorn in my side for too long. He won the Triple Threat match at Backlash in a cheap way, and I want a fair shot at that belt. One-on-one. No distractions. No interruptions. No foolishness. Just man on man, the 'Redneck' against the 'Genius'."
Justin: "Do you think David will accept your challenge?"
Trucker: "Hell yeah he will. I think I know David pretty well and that jerk doesn't turn down a challenge. He thinks he is smarter than all of us, but he ain't that intelligent. He thinks that he ran the Badass Coalition and we were just his little puppets, but that is flat-out wrong. We did more for that group than he ever did himself. He rode our coattails for a long time, and now it's time for myself to get what I deserve. I should be and WILL be U.S. Champion."
Justin: "What do you think of his role in the Hell's Genius team?"
Trucker: "I'm sure David thinks he runs that team too. The sad thing is I know that DMK is stronger than that, and it's only a matter of time before they come to blows. It almost happened last month, and I'm sure it will happen soon."
A dark presence approaches. A heavy voice speaks.
DMK: "You're right, Trucker. I am stronger."
Trucker scowls and slowly turns to face DMK. It is obvious that these two aren't friends either.
Trucker: "What in the hell do you want? I've got no beef with you. My problem is with David and David only. You can just stay the hell outta my way."
DMK: "Ha ha ha... You can believe all you want to believe, but David's problems are my problems as well. The Hell's Genius team is as strong as it's ever been. I feel like you of all people should understand that the most."
Trucker: "Here's what I understand. I understand that David is a manipulative cheapskate. You don't understand that he is just USING you to get what he wants. How did he win the Tag Team titles? He enlisted you as his partner. How did he win the U.S. title? He brought you to ringside to distract Carson. All he is ever motivated by is ways to get on top while someone else does all the dirty work."
DMK: "You underestimate him... and that's a dangerous game."
The intensity between the two grows, and Trucker balls up his fists in anger.
DMK: "I've come to deliver a message to you. The first part of the message is simple. David has told me that he will honor your request for a title rematch. He also told me to say that he doesn't need distractions or interruptions to beat you."
Trucker snarls angrily and breathes deeply as DMK continues.
DMK: "The second message is not going to be good for you... and it comes from me. I want a match with you... tonight. I feel like you don't understand what I am capable of, even after I've beaten you before and last week left you flat on the mat after a Checkmate. So I'm going to finally get you to understand... hmm, more likely to FEAR... me."
DMK points a finger in Trucker's face before walking off. The "Redneck" tries to control his growing anger, and the camera zooms in on his scowling face as the segment ends.
Justin: "Hello folks, I am joined by Big Mutha Trucker backstage. Trucker, you've requested a moment to speak. What do you have to say?"
Trucker: "Well Justin, I just wanted to officially issue a challenge for David Degenerate's United States title. That punk has been a thorn in my side for too long. He won the Triple Threat match at Backlash in a cheap way, and I want a fair shot at that belt. One-on-one. No distractions. No interruptions. No foolishness. Just man on man, the 'Redneck' against the 'Genius'."
Justin: "Do you think David will accept your challenge?"
Trucker: "Hell yeah he will. I think I know David pretty well and that jerk doesn't turn down a challenge. He thinks he is smarter than all of us, but he ain't that intelligent. He thinks that he ran the Badass Coalition and we were just his little puppets, but that is flat-out wrong. We did more for that group than he ever did himself. He rode our coattails for a long time, and now it's time for myself to get what I deserve. I should be and WILL be U.S. Champion."
Justin: "What do you think of his role in the Hell's Genius team?"
Trucker: "I'm sure David thinks he runs that team too. The sad thing is I know that DMK is stronger than that, and it's only a matter of time before they come to blows. It almost happened last month, and I'm sure it will happen soon."
A dark presence approaches. A heavy voice speaks.
DMK: "You're right, Trucker. I am stronger."
Trucker scowls and slowly turns to face DMK. It is obvious that these two aren't friends either.
Trucker: "What in the hell do you want? I've got no beef with you. My problem is with David and David only. You can just stay the hell outta my way."
DMK: "Ha ha ha... You can believe all you want to believe, but David's problems are my problems as well. The Hell's Genius team is as strong as it's ever been. I feel like you of all people should understand that the most."
Trucker: "Here's what I understand. I understand that David is a manipulative cheapskate. You don't understand that he is just USING you to get what he wants. How did he win the Tag Team titles? He enlisted you as his partner. How did he win the U.S. title? He brought you to ringside to distract Carson. All he is ever motivated by is ways to get on top while someone else does all the dirty work."
DMK: "You underestimate him... and that's a dangerous game."
The intensity between the two grows, and Trucker balls up his fists in anger.
DMK: "I've come to deliver a message to you. The first part of the message is simple. David has told me that he will honor your request for a title rematch. He also told me to say that he doesn't need distractions or interruptions to beat you."
Trucker snarls angrily and breathes deeply as DMK continues.
DMK: "The second message is not going to be good for you... and it comes from me. I want a match with you... tonight. I feel like you don't understand what I am capable of, even after I've beaten you before and last week left you flat on the mat after a Checkmate. So I'm going to finally get you to understand... hmm, more likely to FEAR... me."
DMK points a finger in Trucker's face before walking off. The "Redneck" tries to control his growing anger, and the camera zooms in on his scowling face as the segment ends.
Best-of-Five Series (Tied 1-1)
Round 3 (First Blood Match): Renegade vs. Travis Roarke
After having an altercation earlier, Renegade and Roarke made their entrances for Round 3 of their Best-of-5 series. The stipulation for this round was simple: the first man to bleed loses!
The intensity of their feud was already big, but after their earlier brawl, it was clear that neither man was going to give up! As Roarke made his entrance, Renegade attacked! The punches flew and the match quickly turned into a good old fashioned donnybrook! Outside on the mat, Renegade quickly dazed the "Assassin" and nailed him with a vicious Kick-olution finishing kick! But Roarke battled back, using the environment and his fighting skills to his advantage.
Later, Renegade kipped up and caught a surprised Roarke with another Kick-olution! Renegade was determined to take the series lead, but Travis proved to be too tough. Using a chair, Travis tossed it to a confused Renegade... and punched it right into his face! The shot left the party animal reeling, and Roarke followed up with a signature Assassin's Combo! The final punch of the Combo sent Renegade flying to the mat... and the blood seeping out of his forehead! When the referee saw the busted wound, he called for the bell and awarded Travis his 2nd straight series win!
WINNER: Travis Roarke
The intensity of their feud was already big, but after their earlier brawl, it was clear that neither man was going to give up! As Roarke made his entrance, Renegade attacked! The punches flew and the match quickly turned into a good old fashioned donnybrook! Outside on the mat, Renegade quickly dazed the "Assassin" and nailed him with a vicious Kick-olution finishing kick! But Roarke battled back, using the environment and his fighting skills to his advantage.
Later, Renegade kipped up and caught a surprised Roarke with another Kick-olution! Renegade was determined to take the series lead, but Travis proved to be too tough. Using a chair, Travis tossed it to a confused Renegade... and punched it right into his face! The shot left the party animal reeling, and Roarke followed up with a signature Assassin's Combo! The final punch of the Combo sent Renegade flying to the mat... and the blood seeping out of his forehead! When the referee saw the busted wound, he called for the bell and awarded Travis his 2nd straight series win!
WINNER: Travis Roarke
Fatal 4-Way Match (to determine Divas #1 Contender):
Brittany Black vs. Maryse vs. Melina vs. Sunny Silva
A week after Beth Phoenix upset Maryse to win the Divas title, a 4-way bout was scheduled to determine the new #1 Contender! Maryse herself was in the match, and had to face rookies Brittany Black and Sunny Silva... and former Divas champ Melina! Before the match participants came down, the crowd was greeted to the entrance of... Professional Glam! Divas champ Beth and Brett Diamond made their way down to the ring and joined the commentary team, hoping to add their thoughts to the calling of the match!
Once all the Diva grapplers entered, the match began! Maryse seemed determined to reclaim her spot and earn a title rematch, while Brittany and Sunny showed impressive moves and Melina's experience gave her an edge. On commentary, Beth and Brett bragged about her title win last week and Brett claimed his desire to win back the Hardcore title. In the ring, the "Evil Diva" began to really control the match knocking down Maryse with a her signature Paralyzer Drop and nailing Melina with her Migrainer finisher! After sending the "Alabama Beauty" over the top rope, Brittany pinned Maryse to win the match and become the new #1 contender!
WINNER: Brittany Black
Once all the Diva grapplers entered, the match began! Maryse seemed determined to reclaim her spot and earn a title rematch, while Brittany and Sunny showed impressive moves and Melina's experience gave her an edge. On commentary, Beth and Brett bragged about her title win last week and Brett claimed his desire to win back the Hardcore title. In the ring, the "Evil Diva" began to really control the match knocking down Maryse with a her signature Paralyzer Drop and nailing Melina with her Migrainer finisher! After sending the "Alabama Beauty" over the top rope, Brittany pinned Maryse to win the match and become the new #1 contender!
WINNER: Brittany Black
Post-Match Segment
After the match, Beth and Brett continued to comment on the match itself and were shocked that the "Evil Diva" pulled out the big win. But suddenly... Shawn Midnight attacked Brett from the crowd! Midnight had snuck up behind the announce table and began to pound on his rival, dragging him into the crowd to deliver more punishment! The crowd starts to boo feverishly, but Shawn continues his vicious assault.
Finally, Beth realizes the attack and tries to step in to stop it, and Shawn backs off when the Divas champ intervenes. Midnight flexes and smiles, raising his arms as the crowd continues to jeer. The Hardcore champ then makes his way through the crowd while Beth watches him leave in shock. She turns back to Brett and consoles him, asking him if he is okay. The camera zooms in on a beaten Brett as the segment ends.
Finally, Beth realizes the attack and tries to step in to stop it, and Shawn backs off when the Divas champ intervenes. Midnight flexes and smiles, raising his arms as the crowd continues to jeer. The Hardcore champ then makes his way through the crowd while Beth watches him leave in shock. She turns back to Brett and consoles him, asking him if he is okay. The camera zooms in on a beaten Brett as the segment ends.
MAIN EVENT:
DMK (w/ David Degenerate) vs.
Big Mutha Trucker (w/ Carson Pain)
The highly-anticipated main event begins with the Hell's Genius team making their way to ringside. The crowd gives them a strong negative reaction, but DMK remains focused and David D. seems to enjoy the hate. Then Trucker steps through the curtain with a friend... WWE champ Carson Pain! The fans give big cheers for the 2 favorites as they stroll down the ramp, with Carson applauding the "Redneck". Once the two grapplers enter, a fierce staredown ensues as the crowd gets hyped.
When the bell rings, the big fight is on! DMK tries to go for big moves early but Trucker rallies back, sending a shocked DMK into the corner and to the mat several times! The action spills outside the ring as well, with both men using the environment to inflict more damage. David and Carson talk trash but stay out of the fight, letting their respective allies go at it unaffected.
In the biggest move of the match, DMK tears down the announce table and lays a beaten "Redneck" onto it. The athletic big man then climbs the nearest turnbuckle, readies himself and... delivers a flying elbow to send Trucker crashing through the structure! Both men lie in a broken pile as the crowd erupts into a loud reaction for the big move. The action finally returns to ringside, and it's obvious DMK has the upper hand. After a few big moves, DMK snatches Trucker by the throat and delivers a finishing Checkmate! The follow up pinfall goes without interruption and DMK scores a big win!
WINNER: DMK
When the bell rings, the big fight is on! DMK tries to go for big moves early but Trucker rallies back, sending a shocked DMK into the corner and to the mat several times! The action spills outside the ring as well, with both men using the environment to inflict more damage. David and Carson talk trash but stay out of the fight, letting their respective allies go at it unaffected.
In the biggest move of the match, DMK tears down the announce table and lays a beaten "Redneck" onto it. The athletic big man then climbs the nearest turnbuckle, readies himself and... delivers a flying elbow to send Trucker crashing through the structure! Both men lie in a broken pile as the crowd erupts into a loud reaction for the big move. The action finally returns to ringside, and it's obvious DMK has the upper hand. After a few big moves, DMK snatches Trucker by the throat and delivers a finishing Checkmate! The follow up pinfall goes without interruption and DMK scores a big win!
WINNER: DMK
Post-Match Segment
After the match, DMK celebrates with a single arm raised as David D. joins him in the ring. But before David can even approach his partner, an evil expression takes over his face... and he starts to attack Trucker! The beaten "Redneck" can barely fight back, and DMK turns to watch and seems to approve. Carson tries to enter the ring to save his pal, but DMK stands tall in his way. The WWE champ can only watch in horror as Trucker gets pounded by the opportunistic "Genius", and stares angrily into DMK's evil white eyes. The crowd boos ferociously as a satisfied David finally lets off the attack and admires his dirty work - a bloody and bruised Trucker.
The Hell's Genius team stands tall again! The cameras focus on the glares between Carson and DMK as the show comes to a close!
The Hell's Genius team stands tall again! The cameras focus on the glares between Carson and DMK as the show comes to a close!
Week 4
The final episode of Raw before the Extreme Rules PPV opens LIVE from the Motor City of Detroit, Michigan!
In-Ring Segment
A familiar fire pyro blasts on the stage and the crowd immediately sends out a chorus of boos to begin the show. Confidently making their way through the curtains is the super-team of DMK and David Degenerate, the Hell's Genius tandem. The current Tag Team champs carry their titles proudly as they walk to the ring, and David pretends to brush off his U.S. title belt as well. David slides into the ring and climbs to the 2nd rope, clearly taunting the crowd with an evil smirk. DMK steps over the top ropes and strolls to the center of the ring, raising his arms and setting off pryo from the turnbuckles. The two grab microphones and start to address the fans.
David: "Well, well, well... It's been a while since I've been to Detroit. Everybody still enjoying their government handouts?"
The crowd boos viciously at the sarcastic comment, but David chuckles to himself.
David: "At least you folks are lucky... lucky they haven't torn this arena down yet! Glad to see they can still get superstars like us to actually visit this craphole. If I wasn't signed to a contract... and trust me, it pays a LOT... I would probably avoid this trip. But oh well... guess I'll just urinate on a few sidewalks to help clean up the place!"
The crowd's anger is growing as David continues to berate the Detroit fans.
David: "Well enough of the trash talk... let's get down to business. You see, I can say whatever I want whenever I want because I'm the best. I'm the greatest! I'm seriously the most untouchable superstar on the Raw brand. As I stand here holding both these titles and pleased to have DMK by my side, I know that I can do no wrong. I have dominated Raw for 3 years, and I don't plan on letting up. Carson... Trucker... you two annoying little bugs have tried to prove yourselves lately but every time you have fallen short. Do you want to know WHY this continues to happen? Because you two STILL have not realized the POWER and the STRENGTH of the Hell's Genius team. We didn't just win these belts by accident! We don't end up standing tall at the end of every Raw while you two lay in a broken mess by accident! These moments are PLANNED and INEVITABLE. Trucker... you claim that you will beat me at Extreme Rules and take this U.S. belt away from me, but here's the real truth... you never had a shot in the first place!"
David slings his U.S. belt over his shoulder and pats it confidently. He looks out into the angered crowd with a smile, and then steps back to the corner. DMK nods at him and steps forward.
DMK: "Carson... I told you weeks ago that you would feel the pain. Your win at WrestleMania was a fluke. I thought I would prove it at Backlash, but I underestimated you and whatever trick you pulled with the video thing. This time around... there won't be any messing around. This Sunday... at Extreme Rules... I'm going to finally prove to everyone here in Detroit and everyone watching around the world what a FAKE champion you are. You dance and you rile the crowds up and perform all these stupid moves... all for this glory you claim to have. It's all a FACADE, Carson. When the match ends on Sunday and I'm standing tall... holding that WWE title again... and that crowd turns on you... I think you'll finally see the truth about yourself. You're NOT an "Original"... you're just another body I have to destroy."
DMK stares out into the crowd with his creepy white eyes, clearly in a focused mood. David comes over and pats him on the back, and the two stand proud in the ring. But just moments after they finished speaking, a strange light flickering began to pulse throughout the arena. The fans looked around in confusion, while David and DMK did the same in the ring. That light flickering happened last month during the final Raw... what does it mean? After a minute, the light flickering stopped and the arena lights returned to normal. In the ring, David and DMK chatted and seemed very concerned. David shrugged and shook his head while DMK seemed angered.
Then suddenly... a familiar AC/DC theme hit and... the G.L.O.W. team walked out on the stage! The crowd gave an overwhelming surprised reaction as Joseph T. Lutte and Quinn Cadbury stood proudly and smirked at the two men in the ring. What were these two Smackdown grapplers doing on a Raw show???
Joseph: "Hello Monsieur Degenerate and Dark Man... how are you two strange gentlemen doing this fine evening?"
DMK and David glance at each other briefly, obviously confused. Joseph waves sarcastically and continues.
Joseph: "It seems you two have a lot on your mind lately, and I SINCERELY apologize for adding to your list of items to complete but... Quinn and I have our eye on something that is in your possession and we would like to question you about it."
Quinn: "Basically what my colleague is trying to say is... we would like to officially challenge you for the Tag Team Championship. Tonight!"
The crowd gives another surprised reaction, while David and DMK's confusion turns to anger. They look at each other and chat briefly, with both of them seemingly disagreeing.
Joseph: "According to our research... you have yet to defend those Tag Team title during this month of May and since we became the #1 Contender's last week, we thought it would be the perfect opportunity to challenge you tonight. What say you?"
David steps forward and angrily fires back.
David: "Look here, Frenchman... we are not facing you for these belts tonight. We will gladly put them on the line next week after the Extreme Rules PPV, but we've got other things to worry about than you two pompous jerks. So no... we do not accept your challenge."
Joseph and Quinn look at each other and then begin to chuckle.
Quinn: "We thought you'd say that. So we went ahead and obtained some... 'insurance'..."
Suddenly, Stephanie McMahon's music hit! The crowd erupted as the Raw GM slowly walked out onto the stage. Her presence definitely didn't signal good things for Hell's Genius, and you could see their frustrations start to rise quickly.
Stephanie: "David... DMK... I'm sorry to say this, but Joseph and Quinn are correct. You have yet to fulfill your obligation as Tag Team champs this month, which requires at least 1 title defense. Since they have formally issued a challenge to you, I have no choice but to grant their request."
David stomps around the ring while DMK glares angrily at the stage and balls his fists. Before they can even respond, Steph finishes her statement.
Stephanie: "So tonight's main event with feature Hell's Genius... against G.L.O.W.... for the Tag Team Championship!"
The crowd erupts in a huge cheer as David and DMK can barely hold back their anger. Joseph and Quinn shake hands, mockingly point at the ring and chuckle heartily before exiting through the curtains behind Stephanie. The camera zooms in on the red-hot expressions of David and DMK as the segment ends!
David: "Well, well, well... It's been a while since I've been to Detroit. Everybody still enjoying their government handouts?"
The crowd boos viciously at the sarcastic comment, but David chuckles to himself.
David: "At least you folks are lucky... lucky they haven't torn this arena down yet! Glad to see they can still get superstars like us to actually visit this craphole. If I wasn't signed to a contract... and trust me, it pays a LOT... I would probably avoid this trip. But oh well... guess I'll just urinate on a few sidewalks to help clean up the place!"
The crowd's anger is growing as David continues to berate the Detroit fans.
David: "Well enough of the trash talk... let's get down to business. You see, I can say whatever I want whenever I want because I'm the best. I'm the greatest! I'm seriously the most untouchable superstar on the Raw brand. As I stand here holding both these titles and pleased to have DMK by my side, I know that I can do no wrong. I have dominated Raw for 3 years, and I don't plan on letting up. Carson... Trucker... you two annoying little bugs have tried to prove yourselves lately but every time you have fallen short. Do you want to know WHY this continues to happen? Because you two STILL have not realized the POWER and the STRENGTH of the Hell's Genius team. We didn't just win these belts by accident! We don't end up standing tall at the end of every Raw while you two lay in a broken mess by accident! These moments are PLANNED and INEVITABLE. Trucker... you claim that you will beat me at Extreme Rules and take this U.S. belt away from me, but here's the real truth... you never had a shot in the first place!"
David slings his U.S. belt over his shoulder and pats it confidently. He looks out into the angered crowd with a smile, and then steps back to the corner. DMK nods at him and steps forward.
DMK: "Carson... I told you weeks ago that you would feel the pain. Your win at WrestleMania was a fluke. I thought I would prove it at Backlash, but I underestimated you and whatever trick you pulled with the video thing. This time around... there won't be any messing around. This Sunday... at Extreme Rules... I'm going to finally prove to everyone here in Detroit and everyone watching around the world what a FAKE champion you are. You dance and you rile the crowds up and perform all these stupid moves... all for this glory you claim to have. It's all a FACADE, Carson. When the match ends on Sunday and I'm standing tall... holding that WWE title again... and that crowd turns on you... I think you'll finally see the truth about yourself. You're NOT an "Original"... you're just another body I have to destroy."
DMK stares out into the crowd with his creepy white eyes, clearly in a focused mood. David comes over and pats him on the back, and the two stand proud in the ring. But just moments after they finished speaking, a strange light flickering began to pulse throughout the arena. The fans looked around in confusion, while David and DMK did the same in the ring. That light flickering happened last month during the final Raw... what does it mean? After a minute, the light flickering stopped and the arena lights returned to normal. In the ring, David and DMK chatted and seemed very concerned. David shrugged and shook his head while DMK seemed angered.
Then suddenly... a familiar AC/DC theme hit and... the G.L.O.W. team walked out on the stage! The crowd gave an overwhelming surprised reaction as Joseph T. Lutte and Quinn Cadbury stood proudly and smirked at the two men in the ring. What were these two Smackdown grapplers doing on a Raw show???
Joseph: "Hello Monsieur Degenerate and Dark Man... how are you two strange gentlemen doing this fine evening?"
DMK and David glance at each other briefly, obviously confused. Joseph waves sarcastically and continues.
Joseph: "It seems you two have a lot on your mind lately, and I SINCERELY apologize for adding to your list of items to complete but... Quinn and I have our eye on something that is in your possession and we would like to question you about it."
Quinn: "Basically what my colleague is trying to say is... we would like to officially challenge you for the Tag Team Championship. Tonight!"
The crowd gives another surprised reaction, while David and DMK's confusion turns to anger. They look at each other and chat briefly, with both of them seemingly disagreeing.
Joseph: "According to our research... you have yet to defend those Tag Team title during this month of May and since we became the #1 Contender's last week, we thought it would be the perfect opportunity to challenge you tonight. What say you?"
David steps forward and angrily fires back.
David: "Look here, Frenchman... we are not facing you for these belts tonight. We will gladly put them on the line next week after the Extreme Rules PPV, but we've got other things to worry about than you two pompous jerks. So no... we do not accept your challenge."
Joseph and Quinn look at each other and then begin to chuckle.
Quinn: "We thought you'd say that. So we went ahead and obtained some... 'insurance'..."
Suddenly, Stephanie McMahon's music hit! The crowd erupted as the Raw GM slowly walked out onto the stage. Her presence definitely didn't signal good things for Hell's Genius, and you could see their frustrations start to rise quickly.
Stephanie: "David... DMK... I'm sorry to say this, but Joseph and Quinn are correct. You have yet to fulfill your obligation as Tag Team champs this month, which requires at least 1 title defense. Since they have formally issued a challenge to you, I have no choice but to grant their request."
David stomps around the ring while DMK glares angrily at the stage and balls his fists. Before they can even respond, Steph finishes her statement.
Stephanie: "So tonight's main event with feature Hell's Genius... against G.L.O.W.... for the Tag Team Championship!"
The crowd erupts in a huge cheer as David and DMK can barely hold back their anger. Joseph and Quinn shake hands, mockingly point at the ring and chuckle heartily before exiting through the curtains behind Stephanie. The camera zooms in on the red-hot expressions of David and DMK as the segment ends!
Mack Wheeler vs. Corey Youngblood
In the first match of the evening, the recently-unbeaten "Human Semi" faced off against the former hockey player Youngblood. Despite Corey putting up a good fight early, Mack's winning momentum gave him the advantage throughout most of the match. After planting Youngblood with his 3 Wheeler signature suplex combo, Mack blasted his foe with his Speeding Semi finishing spear and scored the decisive pinfall to pick up yet another victory!
After the match, Mack offered a handshake as a sign of sportsmanship but a frustrated Youngblood brushed him off. Wheeler watched him leave with a scowl, but then celebrated with the cheering Detroit crowd!
WINNER: Mack Wheeler
After the match, Mack offered a handshake as a sign of sportsmanship but a frustrated Youngblood brushed him off. Wheeler watched him leave with a scowl, but then celebrated with the cheering Detroit crowd!
WINNER: Mack Wheeler
Backstage Segment
Backstage, the cameras roll and we see Hardcore champ Shawn Midnight grabbing some food from the community table. He samples a few things and tosses some items onto a paper plate, clearly hungry for some mid-show snacks. Shawn isn't scheduled to compete tonight but fans have been chatting about his vicious attack on rival Brett Diamond last week. Shawn seemed satisfied with his overfilled plate of grub and turns... to face the "Professional" himself! Brett stands with his hands on his hips, clearly angry. Shawn backs up a step and tries to protect his food from falling off his plate. He steadies himself and addresses his rival.
Shawn: "Whoa, whoa, whoa... Ease up on the food now! A champ's gotta have his meal!"
Brett: "I ain't here to play games, Midnight. I'm here to talk about last week, you punk."
Shawn: "Last week? Huh?... Oh yeah, I remember. You mean when I beat your ass in front of all those fans and your new girlfriend? Yeah... that was awesome!"
Brett: "Shut your mouth, you stupid fool! I'm sick and tired of you running your mouth since you beat me at Backlash. I've kept my cool lately because I've priming myself for a rematch, but last week was the last straw. I'm officially cashing in my rematch for that Hardcore title... for Extreme Rules!"
Shawn smirks and shakes his head.
Shawn: "About time! I've been itching for a brawl with your little scrawny self. I figured since you're such a wuss that I had to BEAT the challenge out of you. So thank you... I feel like a weight's been lifted off my shoulders!"
Shawn chuckles and acts like he feels more comfortable now. Brett glares at his rival and responds.
Brett: "Whatever, man. This Sunday... that belt's coming back with ME."
Brett turns and begins to head towards the ring curtains. Shawn looks away and shakes his head again. Brett then stops and turns back. Shawn looks up at him.
Brett: "By the way... enjoy your snack!"
And with one swift move... Brett knocks the plate of food into Shawn's face! Snacks go flying and most of them splatter onto Shawn's face and shirt! Brett laughs and walks off, while Shawn stands in state of shock! The Hardcore champ looks around at all the wasted food scattered over the floor and disappointingly growls in anger. He wipes food off his eyes and glares down the hall as the segment ends.
Shawn: "Whoa, whoa, whoa... Ease up on the food now! A champ's gotta have his meal!"
Brett: "I ain't here to play games, Midnight. I'm here to talk about last week, you punk."
Shawn: "Last week? Huh?... Oh yeah, I remember. You mean when I beat your ass in front of all those fans and your new girlfriend? Yeah... that was awesome!"
Brett: "Shut your mouth, you stupid fool! I'm sick and tired of you running your mouth since you beat me at Backlash. I've kept my cool lately because I've priming myself for a rematch, but last week was the last straw. I'm officially cashing in my rematch for that Hardcore title... for Extreme Rules!"
Shawn smirks and shakes his head.
Shawn: "About time! I've been itching for a brawl with your little scrawny self. I figured since you're such a wuss that I had to BEAT the challenge out of you. So thank you... I feel like a weight's been lifted off my shoulders!"
Shawn chuckles and acts like he feels more comfortable now. Brett glares at his rival and responds.
Brett: "Whatever, man. This Sunday... that belt's coming back with ME."
Brett turns and begins to head towards the ring curtains. Shawn looks away and shakes his head again. Brett then stops and turns back. Shawn looks up at him.
Brett: "By the way... enjoy your snack!"
And with one swift move... Brett knocks the plate of food into Shawn's face! Snacks go flying and most of them splatter onto Shawn's face and shirt! Brett laughs and walks off, while Shawn stands in state of shock! The Hardcore champ looks around at all the wasted food scattered over the floor and disappointingly growls in anger. He wipes food off his eyes and glares down the hall as the segment ends.
Beth Phoenix (w/ Brett Diamond) vs. Brie Bella (w/ Nikki Bella)
The crowd erupts in a cheer as the new Divas champ Beth Phoenix makes her entrance! Alongside her is her beau Brett Diamond and the "Professional Glam" team strolls down to the ring for Beth's first match since winning the Divas title 2 weeks ago! The Bella Twins then make their way to ringside, taunting the crowd on the way.
Brie and Beth then lock up and begin this singles bout, but it doesn't take long for the "Glamazon" to take advantage. Despite Nikki's attempts to interfere, Beth stays focused and beats up on Brie. After nailing her with a powerful Fisherman's Suplex, Beth drops Brie with her Glam Slam finisher! The ref counts the pinfall to give the Divas champ the win!
After the match, Beth offers to help Brie up but... the twin smacks her! Brie dashes out of the ring and laughs with her sister as they head backstage. Brett slides into the ring to check on Beth, but the "Glamazon" seems more angry than hurt. Brett helps her to her feet and raises her arm in victory as the crowd cheers!
WINNER: Beth Phoenix
Brie and Beth then lock up and begin this singles bout, but it doesn't take long for the "Glamazon" to take advantage. Despite Nikki's attempts to interfere, Beth stays focused and beats up on Brie. After nailing her with a powerful Fisherman's Suplex, Beth drops Brie with her Glam Slam finisher! The ref counts the pinfall to give the Divas champ the win!
After the match, Beth offers to help Brie up but... the twin smacks her! Brie dashes out of the ring and laughs with her sister as they head backstage. Brett slides into the ring to check on Beth, but the "Glamazon" seems more angry than hurt. Brett helps her to her feet and raises her arm in victory as the crowd cheers!
WINNER: Beth Phoenix
Best-of-Five Series (Roarke leads 2-1)
Round 4 (Steel Cage Match): Renegade vs. Travis Roarke
As the cage began to lower to the ring, the crowd's anticipation began to grow as Round 4 of the Renegade vs. Roarke war was about to take place! The "Assassin" held a 2-1 series lead and was riding a 2-match winning streak, and could officially claim victory if he could find a way to escape the cage against the party animal. If Renegade could find a way to win, that would push the 5th and final match of the series to the Extreme Rules PPV on Sunday.
Roarke entered first to a positive crowd reaction and seemed pumped up for the intense matchup. The crowd then soured on Renegade's entrance but the revolutionary grappler showed no signs of distress as he marched to ringside. Renegade stopped and looked up at the towering steel structure, seemingly studying the cage and calculating his odds of victory. He then glared at his rival and slowly climbed into the squared circle. The rivals began to circle each other as the referee shut the cage door and called for the bell... and the match was on!
The crowd's electric reactions pushed the intensity of the match to a new level, and it showed in the grapplers' actions. Powerful moves, time-bending reversals and nasty cage shots left both men breathing heavily and wincing in pain. Attempts to climb the cage or escape through the door ended in painful disasters for both men. It was clear that desperation was beginning to overtake strategy, which led to an exciting bout.
In the end, Renegade's athleticism overcame Roarke's fighting skill. After dazing Roarke with a signature punt kick to the head, Renegade waited patiently and then dropped the "Assassin" with a huge Kicko-lution finishing kick! With his rival knocked out, Renegade crawled to the top of the cage... and dropped to the ringside mat to claim victory!
The crowd reacted to the shocking series-tying win, and Renegade could barely stand after surviving another war! In the ring, Roarke raised up from the mat and frustratingly pounded the mat, knowing he now had to beat Renegade at the PPV in order to win the series!
WINNER: Renegade
Roarke entered first to a positive crowd reaction and seemed pumped up for the intense matchup. The crowd then soured on Renegade's entrance but the revolutionary grappler showed no signs of distress as he marched to ringside. Renegade stopped and looked up at the towering steel structure, seemingly studying the cage and calculating his odds of victory. He then glared at his rival and slowly climbed into the squared circle. The rivals began to circle each other as the referee shut the cage door and called for the bell... and the match was on!
The crowd's electric reactions pushed the intensity of the match to a new level, and it showed in the grapplers' actions. Powerful moves, time-bending reversals and nasty cage shots left both men breathing heavily and wincing in pain. Attempts to climb the cage or escape through the door ended in painful disasters for both men. It was clear that desperation was beginning to overtake strategy, which led to an exciting bout.
In the end, Renegade's athleticism overcame Roarke's fighting skill. After dazing Roarke with a signature punt kick to the head, Renegade waited patiently and then dropped the "Assassin" with a huge Kicko-lution finishing kick! With his rival knocked out, Renegade crawled to the top of the cage... and dropped to the ringside mat to claim victory!
The crowd reacted to the shocking series-tying win, and Renegade could barely stand after surviving another war! In the ring, Roarke raised up from the mat and frustratingly pounded the mat, knowing he now had to beat Renegade at the PPV in order to win the series!
WINNER: Renegade
Unified Tag Team Championship:
Hell's Genius (DMK & David Degenerate) (C) vs.
G.L.O.W. (Joseph T. Lutte & Quinn Cadbury)
The surprising main event pitting the angry Tag Team champs against the fast-rising European contenders had fans on the edge of their seats as the show reached its final stretch. Lutte's AC/DC theme hit and the G.L.O.W. team strutted to the ring, getting a slightly positive reaction from the Detroit crowd that seemed to be sensing a possible upset. Then DMK and David made their entrances separately, with both getting a pretty negative sound. The champs seemed focused despite their earlier anger over the shocking match setup, and appeared ready to close Raw with a title defense. The bell rang and DMK and the "Fantastic Frenchman" started things off.
The match itself was impressive and had the fans wavering back and forth, getting good reactions and chants from the hot crowd. Joseph & Quinn displayed some impressive tag moves, keeping the champs off their game. DMK and David managed to battle back, using their power and reversal ability to inflict some damage to their European challengers.
In the ring, David and Joseph battled tough with neither man willing to give in. Then the crowd erupted into a huge cheer when... WWE champ Carson Pain's music hit! DMK whipped around to look at the stage and growled angrily when the champ appeared on stage! The crowd roared with approval as Carson stood confidently with his belt snapped around his waist, smiling and nodding. DMK stepped off the apron and glared fiercely at his rival, and slowly began to walk up the ramp.
In the ring, David and Joseph were distracted for a moment but continued to battle. David reversed a move into a hard suplex and seemed to have the upper hand, but the referee seemed distracted by DMK's absence. David tried for a pinfall but the ref slid out of the ring and approached DMK, demanding that he return to the ring. David noticed the referee's absence and rose from the mat, walking over and leaning on the ropes. He began to yell at DMK and the ref, trying to get them to return to the ring. The crowd then began to buzz again because... Big Mutha Trucker had snuck in through the crowd and was now standing right behind David D.! The "Dangerous Genius" finally gave up on getting his partner's attention and turned back to the ring... where Trucker nailed him with his finishing Big Foot kick! The crowd erupted as the "Resident Redneck" stood over his rival for a moment, admiring his dirty work. As the referee gave up on stopping DMK and began to return to the ring, Trucker quickly escaped through the crowd!
Joseph crawled over to the corner and tagged in Quinn, who pounced on the woozy David. He dragged the "Genius" up from the mat, taunted the crowd and... planted David with his Royal Mutilation finisher! Quinn went for the cover and ref began to count... 1... 2... 3!!! The crowd roared as the G.L.O.W. team had pulled the upset and became the new Unified Tag Team champs!
DMK turned to look at the ring and tried to enter, but it was too late! He pounded the ring apron in anger and watched in horror as the European duo celebrated the title win! DMK then turned and looked again at Carson on the stage, who was laughing and clapping approvingly. The camera gave a closeup of a boiling-mad DMK as the show came to a shocking close!
WINNERS (and NEW Unified Tag Team Champions): G.L.O.W. (Joseph T. Lutte & Quinn Cadbury
The match itself was impressive and had the fans wavering back and forth, getting good reactions and chants from the hot crowd. Joseph & Quinn displayed some impressive tag moves, keeping the champs off their game. DMK and David managed to battle back, using their power and reversal ability to inflict some damage to their European challengers.
In the ring, David and Joseph battled tough with neither man willing to give in. Then the crowd erupted into a huge cheer when... WWE champ Carson Pain's music hit! DMK whipped around to look at the stage and growled angrily when the champ appeared on stage! The crowd roared with approval as Carson stood confidently with his belt snapped around his waist, smiling and nodding. DMK stepped off the apron and glared fiercely at his rival, and slowly began to walk up the ramp.
In the ring, David and Joseph were distracted for a moment but continued to battle. David reversed a move into a hard suplex and seemed to have the upper hand, but the referee seemed distracted by DMK's absence. David tried for a pinfall but the ref slid out of the ring and approached DMK, demanding that he return to the ring. David noticed the referee's absence and rose from the mat, walking over and leaning on the ropes. He began to yell at DMK and the ref, trying to get them to return to the ring. The crowd then began to buzz again because... Big Mutha Trucker had snuck in through the crowd and was now standing right behind David D.! The "Dangerous Genius" finally gave up on getting his partner's attention and turned back to the ring... where Trucker nailed him with his finishing Big Foot kick! The crowd erupted as the "Resident Redneck" stood over his rival for a moment, admiring his dirty work. As the referee gave up on stopping DMK and began to return to the ring, Trucker quickly escaped through the crowd!
Joseph crawled over to the corner and tagged in Quinn, who pounced on the woozy David. He dragged the "Genius" up from the mat, taunted the crowd and... planted David with his Royal Mutilation finisher! Quinn went for the cover and ref began to count... 1... 2... 3!!! The crowd roared as the G.L.O.W. team had pulled the upset and became the new Unified Tag Team champs!
DMK turned to look at the ring and tried to enter, but it was too late! He pounded the ring apron in anger and watched in horror as the European duo celebrated the title win! DMK then turned and looked again at Carson on the stage, who was laughing and clapping approvingly. The camera gave a closeup of a boiling-mad DMK as the show came to a shocking close!
WINNERS (and NEW Unified Tag Team Champions): G.L.O.W. (Joseph T. Lutte & Quinn Cadbury
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